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The Indigo League ([personal profile] indigo_league) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2023-09-13 03:08 pm
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A call to arms!

[Prepare yourself, this is going to be a chaotic one.

The broadcast opens with a woman in bright red, patch-covered overalls. Some might recognise her as the person who opened up a race-track in Kanto earlier this year. This time, though, she isn't appearing brimming with energy to announce something new. Instead, she seems to be jockeying for control of the camera with some... very odd coloured Tentacools? trying to shove themselves into view of the camera.

The weird off-brand 'tentacools' also seem to wearing black eye masks and headbands.]


Let me-- Stop that-- No, you move!

[Finally Farrah seems to assume control of the camera, planting her elbow on the head of one of the 'tentacools', addressing the camera.]

Holy smokes, folks, I'm gonna need some help here. I don't know where these guys came from, but they've taken over my track. I don't think they really understand what sort of races we do here and they just won't-- Hey! Stop pushing! You want opponents, right? Let me get you opponents.

[That was to the surging group of 'Tentacools' around her, and now it is back to you, the viewer.]

I think I sorta maybe managed to make a deal with them that they will leave if someone will beat them? So who is feeling like beating some little poke-brats? The race is one Friday, and I'll pay for you to get here! Hell, if you don't have a race-worthy pokemon yourself, I'll let you borrow one of my Cyclizar. Just come help me deal with these--

[There is a commotion and in the background of the shot, you can see a few 'tentacool's' running along, balancing several huge wooden beams on their heads. The noise also catches Farrah's attention and she turns to look behind.]

What are you-- Oh, no, no, no! What are you doing to my track? What are you building? I didn't give you permission--

[At that point, Farrah just abandons the camera to chase after the 'tentacools', leaving you to view nothing but a whole troupe of these little guys, trying to mean-mug and intimidate the camera until finally a huge tentacle, far too large to belong to any of these strange pokemon, reaches over and covers the camera, turning it off.]