officerdown: that my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill (like it's MY fault)
officerdown ([personal profile] officerdown) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2023-10-06 12:18 am

[closed log] There's a Skitty on the other side of the country and she NEEDS to be rescued

Who: Envy, Heather, Henry, Lust, Scar
Where: Goldenrod to Lavender and everything in between
When: Mid-September
Warnings: Scar is adjusting to no longer living in an apartheid state, so there will be some canon-typical discussion about that.
Summary: Henry and Scar need their Pokemon back. The found family is coming along with them.
foolishwren: one day I just decided to cut all the sleeves off my shirts and now im gay (haha idk man)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2023-11-15 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
That particular comparison wouldn't have occurred to Heather on its own, but now that he's said it, it's VERY apt.

"Wet cat," she agrees. "And that's what vibes are."
foolishwren: it's 'who will STOP me' (the question is not 'who will let me')

[personal profile] foolishwren 2023-11-15 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
She bends down with cupped hands to gather up some face-splashing fuel, because Dayglo reminded her that cool water feels good all around and not just ankle-down.

"No problem."

She's kind of used to having to back up and explain whenever she drops weird modern slang that people from other worlds don't get.

And it's certainly a more normal kind of thing to have to explain than some of the stuff she's found herself walking the Homunculi through.
foolishwren: What emotions is she supposed to be making me feel? Is she supposed to be like a hot aunt or... whats this all about (SO... Flo from the Progressive ads.)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2023-11-15 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Heather straightens back up only when her head is thoroughly soaked.

"I mean, you could offer it."

She's honestly not sure how many taste buds he has left, after all the cigarettes. Which the poor guy has to wean himself off of. AGAIN.

"Not sure he'd go for it, but no harm in trying."

A pause.

"Just don't offer him any chocolate milk. ... It probably wouldn't ever come up, but in case it does, don't."
foolishwren: ba DUM tsh! (well don't go losing your head over this)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2023-11-15 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
"The specifics, I guess, maybe? But he'd probably tell you if you asked, as long as it's not... y'know, sprung on him."

HEATHER had found out the hard way! By assuming Henry would enjoy chocolate milk with his fast food meal one nice day in Ecruteak.

"But yeah, uh, bad associations. We all got at least a few weirdly-specific ones."

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