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victory_road2016-11-25 06:19 pm
thedifferencebetween) wrote in victory_road2016-11-25 06:19 pm
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[The feed opens on an extreme close up of Jack, peering into the camera. He's got his mask back! And he's grinning.]
Hey there, kiddos!
Guess what? Hey, babe, say 'hi' to the nice people!
[Jack draws the 'gear back. He's not alone. And he appears to be broadcasting from his bedroom. He focuses the camera's attention on the woman in the room, excluding himself from the frame entirely. This is big. This is important. But it won't mean anything without a proper introduction to Nisha Kadam, and Jack is gonna provide.
She’s wearing--and this is a big deal to anyone who really knows Jack--his favorite Hyperion shirt. The hat Nisha usually wears is off, but she doesn’t seem like she’s too hung up about it. With a lazy smile, she gives the viewers a wave.]
Nisha Kadam, Handsome Jack’s girlfriend here. Though-- [And she gives a look to Jack here,] --it’d be fiancée, right, babe?
[Jack angles the camera again, bringing his face into the lower side.]
Yeah it would! Listen up! So, thanks to some assholes, me and Nish never got a chance to get hitched. Cause she’s usually… [Jack makes a slitting motion across his throat.] But we’re friggin geniuses! We’re just gonna do it now, while she’s here! By that I mean tomorrow. And everybody’s invited, ‘cause why the hell not? It’s a wedding! And...this just...it’s a big deal, guys. It’s a really big deal.
[That he thought he’d never get. But holy hell, she’d said ‘yeah’ when he brought up the whole crazy idea.]
We’re still hashing out the details, but you don’t wanna disappoint a soon-to-be happily married couple, right? [Because that’s not vaguely threatening.] See you there, kiddos.
[With a grin and a wink, Jack cuts the feed.]
Hey there, kiddos!
Guess what? Hey, babe, say 'hi' to the nice people!
[Jack draws the 'gear back. He's not alone. And he appears to be broadcasting from his bedroom. He focuses the camera's attention on the woman in the room, excluding himself from the frame entirely. This is big. This is important. But it won't mean anything without a proper introduction to Nisha Kadam, and Jack is gonna provide.
She’s wearing--and this is a big deal to anyone who really knows Jack--his favorite Hyperion shirt. The hat Nisha usually wears is off, but she doesn’t seem like she’s too hung up about it. With a lazy smile, she gives the viewers a wave.]
Nisha Kadam, Handsome Jack’s girlfriend here. Though-- [And she gives a look to Jack here,] --it’d be fiancée, right, babe?
[Jack angles the camera again, bringing his face into the lower side.]
Yeah it would! Listen up! So, thanks to some assholes, me and Nish never got a chance to get hitched. Cause she’s usually… [Jack makes a slitting motion across his throat.] But we’re friggin geniuses! We’re just gonna do it now, while she’s here! By that I mean tomorrow. And everybody’s invited, ‘cause why the hell not? It’s a wedding! And...this just...it’s a big deal, guys. It’s a really big deal.
[That he thought he’d never get. But holy hell, she’d said ‘yeah’ when he brought up the whole crazy idea.]
We’re still hashing out the details, but you don’t wanna disappoint a soon-to-be happily married couple, right? [Because that’s not vaguely threatening.] See you there, kiddos.
[With a grin and a wink, Jack cuts the feed.]
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I'm so happy for both of you!
A day isn't a lot of time to plan, though, especially when it's something as important as a wedding. I can help, if you need me to!
∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃) Oh, but if you're busy now, I don't want to disturb you!
You probably want to make the most of your time together, so I wouldn't want to get in your way ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ
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Hey, doesn't matter, it's gonna be awesome! And if there was ever a weekend to get it all done...I mean come on.
No, no, we're done being busy. For now. We'll be busy again later, but...gotta plan a wedding!
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Have you decided on the decorations yet? Or what kind of cake you'd like?
You'll have to tell me what wedding traditions you plan to follow, but once you do, I'll be able to take care of everything (*˃ᴗ˂*)و
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I mean it'd be a fun way to go! But...nah.
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Oh, I have an idea!
Tell me what color Nisha wants, and we can do everything in that & black or yellow! Whichever matches better.
It'll be romantic (/∇＼*)｡o○♡
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Good. She isn't much for the whole romance thing, but you know me. I'm just a big softy at heart!
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Not too romantic then! Just the right amount of romantic.
I'll make some calls, and try to find a catalog.
I can probably guess what you'll want, but it's your wedding. It'd be better for you to pick it out yourself, right? ♡ヾ(ゝ◡ ⚈ღ)
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And I gotta say, appreciate it! We only have the weekend, so...yeah. Wanna spend plenty of quality time together.
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You've missed her, so make the most of your time together (/)∇(\ )~♥
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And just so ya know, gifts for the happy couple are a human wedding tradition.
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Weep away, Spookybutt. Weep away. That shit looks great on the wedding vids!
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She's big on dark purple.
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video; wHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS LIKE OVER A WEEK AGO... sob i'm sorry for late tagging
NO WORRIES!
Speaking of...she is excited to meet you!
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[But his next comment gets a laugh, and she crosses her arms.]
Wow, I came up in conversation? I hope it was good things.
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'Course ya did! I know we're just friends who go out sometimes, but I'd be a pretty shady dude if I failed to mention that to my soon-to-be wife.
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This is gonna be number three for me, but that's the lucky number, right?
I bet you will too.
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