Hah, friendship. She and Fig are dating. She calls Fig her paramour and Fig calls her her succubus.

[A small pause, and damnit, Riz just has to go into this. It's very minor and overly detail oriented, but somehow he gets a feeling this person would understand.]

Which, for the record, incorrect? A succubus is a type of lust devil, not a devil's partner. Which I know we covered in class. Except, I guess, Fig doesn't attend her classes. Or, at least, not the right ones.

[All of this is huffed with a mixture of exasperation and intense, utter fondness. Riz loves all his friends, even if they are making him slowly go grey.]