video; a very special bite

[bloodysnarky]

[You don't see your favorite(?) vampire when the screen comes one. Instead you see a shiny Salazzle using the camera as a way to show off her (obviously) perfect complexion.

She began to perk up and pose and wink for the supposed audience.

In the back, you would hear a familiar voice calling out.]

Do show what this place has given you, darling! Let them see your beautiful face!

[The lady lizard seemed to take this in stride and made a big grin. Astarion came into view finally, with his curly locks pushed back by a headband and having what appeared to be a soup spoon with something...unidentifiable on it. Soup? Gravy? Whatever it was, it was on the spoon, in a pot over a campfire in the distance, AND on his apron.]

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[senorita_perfecta]

(Isabela’s Salazzle, Cassie, happily responds back with more smiling and posing. Her trainer meanwhile couldn’t help hiding a good laugh as she witnesses the two of them having this fun interaction. The similarities between the Pokémon and trainer’s extra-ness are quite definitely on point.)

Oh yes, quite so and I also agree that you’re very much twins in many ways. You two do think alike when it comes to being on the spotlight and on camera very much. And I really do mean that in a good way.

Lazzle! Salazzle!

[bloodysnarky]

I sure hope you do, dear. Vampires don’t get to admire themselves on mirrors and such, you know. It’s important to give the world what you know you have.

[A heavy sigh.]

But good looks can’t fix this dreadful cooking business.

[senorita_perfecta]

Oh absolutely. Everyone has to show off to the world our greatest assets from skills to intelligence to looks.

You’re having some difficulty with cooking right now? Oh dear that must be very difficult. I’m always learning to cook good meals for me and my team and there is still a lot for me to learn. Luisa does a little better than me in cooking though. Back at home, Mamá is usually the one who does the cooking for my family.

Lazzle!

[bloodysnarky]

Unfortunately, I can't survive on coffee, wine, and meager granola bars. Never had to worry about keeping full as a vampire.

[He didn't want to shoot a gift horse on the mouth, he loved his gifts he had. As a vampire, the hunger in his stomach never went away. He could at least tolerate this hunger, but he was learning it was bad for him.]

[senorita_perfecta]

Ah okay. That is very understandable. Even humans can’t simply live off on granola bars and coffee everyday too. We have to find a good amount of nutrients and vitamins in order to survive. Not to mention having to deal with allergies and other dietary restrictions depending on each person.

By the way, what do vampires in your world usually go for instead if you don’t have to worry about finding food?

Lazzle?

Cassie, trying to get food that is not all granola bars is not a laughing matter.