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Wrath ([personal profile] garbagechild) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2024-07-02 04:14 pm

[ANONYMOUS Text] / Action for Route 29

[TEXT, approximately midday on July 1st]

how t

how to stop hed from hurting

resons hwy hed myte b hurting human

dose hed hurting mean deth (for humane)


[WHAT'S UP NETWORK, it seems someone has gotten their wires crossed and is trying to use the PsyDuckDuckGo searchbar but keeps posting messages by accident.]

[Help. Help them.]



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[ACTION for Route 29]


[With a gritted-teeth groan, Wrath sets aside the PokeGear and presses both hands to his temples.]

[He's been walking west from New Bark with his new Pokemon partner for about five hours. And while his memories of once being human here are growing clearer by the minute, he doesn't remember it ever being quite like this. His head is throbbing and the heat is unbearable.]

[And there's no air-conditioned buildings or shady storefronts to duck into like there always had been in the Goldenrod City (or "the yellow town", as he always used to think of it).]

[At least there's trees, which is what he's finally opted for now that the sun is high in the sky and the thought of taking another step is about as appealing as sticking his head in a wasp's nest. Laying spread-eagled on the grass under the shade of a big maple is at least cooler... but it hasn't stopped the banging pains in his head.]

[Sitting next to him is both the (thus far unexplored) complimentary rucksack from "Mom", and his starter: a little Cubone, who's been watching him a little worriedly. Said Cubone is the one who pulled the PokeGear out of a pocket on the backpack and helpfully pointed out the internet search engine (prior to being assigned to his very! first! trainer!!!!! (exciting!) he had been cared for by Elm's various lab assistants, and had seen them look things up online for research regularly!), but it didn't seem like the search had been fruitful.]


"Bone?"

[Wrath cracks open one eye, grimacing-- his partner has started to rummage through the backpack, pulling out packets of trailmix and holding them up expectantly.]

[But he doesn't feel hungry-- he feels gross. :(]


You can have it...

[He's just gonna fold an arm over his face and lay there like a corpse for a bit.]




[IDIOT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE'S JUST DEHYDRATED.]
bugbeverage: (wellexcuseme)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's normal!
bugbeverage: (newspaper)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
For humans with hangovers, yeah!

[ He tilts his head. ]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you're not used to being alive. Well, you're in luck because I am the expert in being alive.
bugbeverage: (astartle)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh....oh. Uh ohl. This might...be a more serious situation than he originally thought. ]

Uuhhhhhhh, so you didn't get totally wasted last night?
bugbeverage: (uhhduh)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ ?????????????? ]

Cool it, Mr. Exclamation Points. What exactly happened to you? I'm tryin' to help here.
bugbeverage: (newspaper)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ BJ's ass can't spell so he has an even harder time sussing out what this person is trying to say to him. Eventually he gets it. He pushes a hand through his gross hair and shoves at Dodger a little because he's sniffing his face because BJ chewed some gum like an hour ago. Dodger is always hungry.]

Ohhhhh-kay, now we're gettin' somewhere. I was asking if you had too much booze last night. But I think...maybe that is not what this is.

[ He tilts his head again. ]

You got a face, stranger?
bugbeverage: (astartle)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ When the little loading icon appears and announces an incoming vido transition, BJ feels somehow triumphant. Like he's getting the info here. He's going to get to the bottom of this poor speller who doesn't know what wasted is or anything about human headaches. ]

[And then.]


Holy moly! I thought you were just really drunk! You look like garbage, kid, are you all by yourself?

[ Several things make sense very quickly and now he feels a creeping panic. He likes kids well enough. They feed his ego by enjoying his crass humor and they make pretty good shitposts but he doesn't actually know what to do when one is having a crisis. Did Pokemon Land have 911? ]
bugbeverage: (bjcowboyuhoh)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...yeah I get that.

[ He tries to think. What could be giving this kid a headache out on the routes? He then remembers where he is--in a nice cool hotel room with an overheating Greedent on his lap. ]

Damn, I think you might be getting heatsick. Is there a shade tree or anything nearby?

[ Meanwhile, in another tab on his 'Gear, Beetlejuice is rapidly searching "sun headache". ]
bugbeverage: (>_>)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
A-yeah, definitely.

[ And then finally, as though Arceus itself whispered in BJ's year... ]

Do you have anything to drink?
bugbeverage: (bjcowboyuhoh)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Beetlejuice's expression can only be described as dumbfounded. Who the fuck sent anybody--much less a kid--out onto that dustbowl of a trail without water? Was this place TRYING to kill them? ]

Wow, that really blows, kid. Try makin' another post, see if somebody can send a bird your way. That's what I'd do.
bugbeverage: (>_>)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Beetlejuice, who has never done anything wrong ever, tilts his head in confusion. ]

Wha'dya mean? You don't want someone to send you water? Or, jeez, I dunno, medical attention?
bugbeverage: (prayin)

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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-03 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
You and me both, kid. But from the looks of it, you got a choice. Get some kinda help or turn into a skeleton.
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[personal profile] bugbeverage 2024-07-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure, but do you wanna be awake during all that?

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