Who: Scar, Lust, Envy, Heather, Henry What: Super Backdated 4th Wall Post Prom Room Party Where: The Academy Warnings: PG 13 - Over consumption of Alcohol, Drunken Discussion of Sexual Themes, Mild Body Horror
Oh. Hm. Scar's first instinct, upon noticing that something is Incorrect with the situation, is to look to his confidante in death, the light of his life from beyond two graves, the unholy keeper of everything that might still be called sacred, and murmur with the seriousness of a heart attack:
"I didn't purchase cups..."
As if Lust is somehow more likely to have an answer to this conundrum.
Nothing Scar says, to anyone's queries, illuminates this situation any further. Well, it shouldn't be that surprising. He's actively embracing life at last, and with that comes an interest in new experiences.
Of all kinds.
Including getting foolishly drunk. At least she and Envy can keep things from getting too ridiculous, it's not as though it will have much affect on them. She casts a confused and almost helpless glance towards Envy before answering Scar's...request of sorts.
"Cups...?" Does he expect her to pull them out of her dress? "I suppose there's bound to be something we can use, I'll look. Unless one of you has something?" Addressed to Envy, Heather, and Henry.
Perhaps someone brought some of those little paper cups for mouthwash.
Hmmm, maybe Scar just has different ideas of what tastes good and it won't taste un-drinkably vile...
Although the cups thing is. Hm. He meets Lust's eyes and shrugs just as helplessly, but he does try thinking on it. There's the little barely-a-kitchenette, he'd never actually looked in any cupboards.
"Do you think any came with the room? I guess one of us could run down to the cafeteria and steal some if we need to."
Wait.
"Hey...how were you drinking it before?"
WAS SCAR JUST DRINKING STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CHEESEBALL JUG??
She's the first person he asks about nearly everything, especially if it pertains to all the odd things about living that he doesn't know. It should only track that she would be able to assist with this faux pas... Right?
Apparently not.
All is lost.
Then, Envy speaks up. If he wants to make the risk of lifting some from the cafeteria, he can go right ahead.
Otherwise...
Scar unscrews the electric purple top of the jar and sets it aside. Maintaining stern eye contact with Envy (this is a demonstration to answer his question, after all), he lifts the sizeable heft of the jug carefully to his mouth, and takes a sip.
Henry watches his this and his lower lip falls open slightly to make a lower case letter 'o' as Scar drinks directly from the source. Damn, Scar, okay, you're a party boy deep down!
It's safe to say that having Scar stare directly into his eyes while drinking out of a giant plastic jug of alcohol is something Envy wouldn't have expected to see in a million years.
It's also! Possibly the funniest thing that's ever happened!
Envy's baffled stare wavers, then dissolves into snickering, then full on hands on his knees wheezing laughter.
"HAHAHA--okay, yeahaha, we're not all gonna...hang on, I'll check for cups. Hang on, hang on..."
He turns to go check those cupboards, still snickering. And hey! There they are! He pulls one out and waves it back over his shoulder.
Scar doesn't see what was particularly amusing about his demonstration, but he doesn't comment on it beyond observing with a steady frown as Envy temporarily loses control of his corporeal form.
He does prefer to be connected to as little 'crime' as possible, these days, so:
"A turn of good fortune," is what he says to Envy's discovery. He places the sinister potion on the counter, then grabs two cups, and backs off to let the others get in on the action. He lifts one of the cups and looks to Lust, silently asking if she would like some of Beetle's Juice.
There are probably worse ways to spend this particular post-prom night.
With a heavy sigh, Lust nods. Fine. She'll try this terrible alcohol drink. If it's as strong as he claims, perhaps she'll get a bit of a buzz from it. And sometimes it's fun, watching people get drunk while one is sober. Henry would probably be very entertaining.
And of course a small part of her is curious as to what Scar might be like, intoxicated beyond normal amounts.
"I'd simply like to state for the record that I think this could end up a terrible idea."
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"I didn't purchase cups..."
As if Lust is somehow more likely to have an answer to this conundrum.
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Of all kinds.
Including getting foolishly drunk. At least she and Envy can keep things from getting too ridiculous, it's not as though it will have much affect on them. She casts a confused and almost helpless glance towards Envy before answering Scar's...request of sorts.
"Cups...?" Does he expect her to pull them out of her dress? "I suppose there's bound to be something we can use, I'll look. Unless one of you has something?" Addressed to Envy, Heather, and Henry.
Perhaps someone brought some of those little paper cups for mouthwash.
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Although the cups thing is. Hm. He meets Lust's eyes and shrugs just as helplessly, but he does try thinking on it. There's the little barely-a-kitchenette, he'd never actually looked in any cupboards.
"Do you think any came with the room? I guess one of us could run down to the cafeteria and steal some if we need to."
Wait.
"Hey...how were you drinking it before?"
WAS SCAR JUST DRINKING STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CHEESEBALL JUG??
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Apparently not.
All is lost.
Then, Envy speaks up. If he wants to make the risk of lifting some from the cafeteria, he can go right ahead.
Otherwise...
Scar unscrews the electric purple top of the jar and sets it aside. Maintaining stern eye contact with Envy (this is a demonstration to answer his question, after all), he lifts the sizeable heft of the jug carefully to his mouth, and takes a sip.
Duh.
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It's also! Possibly the funniest thing that's ever happened!
Envy's baffled stare wavers, then dissolves into snickering, then full on hands on his knees wheezing laughter.
"HAHAHA--okay, yeahaha, we're not all gonna...hang on, I'll check for cups. Hang on, hang on..."
He turns to go check those cupboards, still snickering. And hey! There they are! He pulls one out and waves it back over his shoulder.
"I don't have to go rob the cafeteria!"
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He does prefer to be connected to as little 'crime' as possible, these days, so:
"A turn of good fortune," is what he says to Envy's discovery. He places the sinister potion on the counter, then grabs two cups, and backs off to let the others get in on the action. He lifts one of the cups and looks to Lust, silently asking if she would like some of Beetle's Juice.
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With a heavy sigh, Lust nods. Fine. She'll try this terrible alcohol drink. If it's as strong as he claims, perhaps she'll get a bit of a buzz from it. And sometimes it's fun, watching people get drunk while one is sober. Henry would probably be very entertaining.
And of course a small part of her is curious as to what Scar might be like, intoxicated beyond normal amounts.
"I'd simply like to state for the record that I think this could end up a terrible idea."
But she won't stop it from happening.
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If they blew up a building or ended up in a holding cell everything would be back to normal on Monday.
Now joining the small crowd around the Jug, she leans in to take a whiff. And then leans back, eyes watering.
"Fffhhhhwooh. Jeezus. Envy, toss me a cup. This is either gonna send me to the moon or kill me instantly."