garbagechild: i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday... they don't stop.... (why are there so many days???)
Wrath ([personal profile] garbagechild) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2024-08-06 05:04 pm

[Anon Text - locked from Scar]

[It's ass o'clock in the night sometime, and apparently Wrath the network's resident Mystery Misspeller has been doing a lot of thinking. He may be breaking his cover a bit here... but he can't keep ignoring the inevitable.]

IF you had nott seen yor frends fore a very long tym, onle to encountr them HERE in this world....... wat would u do???

this kwestion may seem obvius but i shold add that these frends and i were not vary good to each other

in fact we hurt each other vary badle many tyms

thyngs we did tto each other:

-KILLING
-SHOOTING (WITH GUN)
-STABBING
-HITTING AND KICKING REPETEDLY
-SAYING MEAN THING'S
-LYING


[While it won't be immediately evident when the post goes up, it should be noted that Wrath pauses here. Hm... he doesn't want to make it too obvious who he is. He needs to put some other stuff in there, to throw off the scent.]

[He opens PsyDuckDuckGo and types, painstakingly with his one hand that the touchscreen will actually register, "LIST OF CRIMES"]


-TRESPASSING
-MANSLAUGHTER
-FELONY TAX EVASION
-PUBLIC INDECENCY
-MONEY LAUNDERING
-GRAND THEFT AUTO
-CREDIT CARD FRAUD
-IDENTITY THEFT
-RESISTING ARREST
-ARSON


if it matters, i feel vary bad adn do not take my crimes litely

but i am not sure they wil 4giv me fore my actions

or if they even shuld





has any1 else experiensed this
exeggutorhead: (NOOO I DIDN'T KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND NOT)

[anon text]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2024-08-07 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, this horse has really been through it, huh?]

[Although this is rapidly approaching very uncomfortable levels of personal for Envy when it comes to discussions with anonymous strangers! He is sort of holding the 'Gear like it's become radioactive, and does call out a very awkward "Luuuust? ....Heatherrr?" into the house. He's not sure if they're even around but...HELP. HE'S NOT THE GUY FOR THIS LEVEL OF EMOTIONAL SENSITIVITY.]


yeah it can

but you haven't been here very long

you don't need to be supposed to be here or be grateful. sometimes it's enough to just be alive
exeggutorhead: (OHSHI--)

[anon text]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2024-08-07 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[This is not nearly as easy a situation for Envy to give advice about as "I'm clearly dehydrated". Or even "uh oh I've committed one million crimes what should I do?"]

[He is, in fact, historically really bad at giving advice about this.]


yeah definitely keep going

see if you can find your old friends

if they're not here you can make new ones people here love friendship


[THERE THERE???]
exeggutorhead: (well this is kinda awkward)

[anon text]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2024-08-07 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
don't know what people were like where you're from, but they're nicer here than anything I've ever seen

even if you were all doing terrible things to each other before, maybe they're nicer too

this place rubs off on people
exeggutorhead: (well this is kinda awkward)

[anon text]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2024-08-07 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[You and him both, traumatized mystery texter!]

[He wonders if he ought to ask for a description of whoever these people are...but nah. He's been kind of a hermit for a while, he probably wouldn't know 'em.]


yeah, you're not the only one

[He doesn't send his next message right away, waffles over actually hitting the button. A lot more than he had about telling this same person their brain was imminently going to turn into a raisin. Being nice! Is! Way harder than trolling! Thank Arceus for anonymous texting. Nobody's going to catch him being SINCERE to a RANDOM EVIL(?) HORSE!]

take the chance. it's worth it even if you've done [quick scroll back up to check the Crime List] felony tax evasion.

good luck
Edited 2024-08-07 12:58 (UTC)