Project Paradox event log

[indigo_league]

Who: Everyone!
Where: EveryWHERE!
When: September 15-21
Summary: Wormholes have been appearing all over Kanto and Johto as a consequence of Silph Co's latest public meltdown mishap! Characters find themselves face to face with AUs of their own homeworlds. ((OOC details here-- Use this log for your wormhole toplevels!))

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[goldeneyeball]

[ JW does not know he is currently outmatched to the moon and back. He storms right up to Envy and tries to put his height to work so he can LOOM. ]

I've got a bone to pick with you, man! The hell do you mean givin' random people soul drugs? Why do you have soul drugs? Where did you get them? Are you some kind of sorcerer? I oughtta kick your ass!

[ He's pretty mad about the soul drugs thing but he's blowing it out of proportion here because he's been dropped into a weird place right after getting back from disappearing for months. He doesn't want to be gone another year! So! Envy, you get the brunt of it. ]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy doesn't look even a little intimidated by the looming as he looks up at JW. Just try it, tall guy. :)]

Hey, you weren't random, you were like me at the time! I was sharing a valuable resource.

Word you're looking for is "alchemist", but I didn't make them myself. Santa gives 'em to me sometimes.

[This is actually true. Envy only knows "Santa" as "the real magical man that literally brings them shit at Christmas" and has no context for how ridiculous this sounds.]

If it makes you feel better, they go back to my drawer after those weekends even if they get eaten. All the poor little souls are safe and sound.

[goldeneyeball]

[ If his feathers weren't ruffled enough, that smile sure does the trick. He balls his hands into fists to keep his feet on the ground. He's been in this world JUST long enough to understand that Santa is very real but that is not his problem right now.]

I think you and me have a different definition of "safe and sound"!

[exeggutorhead]

Well, they're safe as they're gonna get. Not like they can get changed back, so they might as well get used for something once in a while.

[He shrugs nonchalantly, still wearing that intentionally infuriating smirk.]

If you wanna get mad at someone about it, get mad at Santa.

[Envy you literally helped run the secret prisoner-fed red stone factory.]

[goldeneyeball]

[ JW's jaw falls open and he stares at Envy like he just punched him in the face. ??? !!! ??? ]

Dead people aren't supposed to be useful?

[ As he says this, his voice grows higher and higher and more nasal. ]

WHERE DID SANTA GET SOULS?

[exeggutorhead]

[If Envy hadn't spent so long in Pokemon land learning how to be a real boy, he would probably have a different reaction to that first bit. As it is, he snickers like JW has just said a funny inside joke.]

Hey now, you're talking to a dead man. I'm allowed. What else do you suggest I do with them then?

I have no clue where he got the souls. Maybe you can catch him at Christmas and ask.

[Jack Skellington managed to do it so can you!]

[goldeneyeball]

[ He is so, so angry that he can't scream SANTA'S NOT REAL in this man's face because...well...he is. ]

[ So he just yells something else. ]

UGH! Why are undead people so fucking ANNOYING?

[ He is thinking of Deuteronomy. ]

[exeggutorhead]

Guess we must learn it on the other side before some idiot pulls us back!

[SHRUG]

You know a lot of undead people?

[...also wait hang on. He got distracted but there was one kind of important question he should be asking, wasn't there?]

...or, wait. Aren't you one too? You were when I gave you the rocks.

[goldeneyeball]

I know one and she's e-fucking-nough!

[ At least he's pretty sure she's undead. He knows she was made by somebody but considering what she was made from she might as well be a weird zombie. ]

That--? That was one of those...weird weekends. I know it was because it's so hard to remember anything about it except how good those rocks were--fuck!

[ Now he's THINKING about it! He wishes he had a hat he could throw on the ground and stomp on. ]

Fuck you!