victory_road | [Video]

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[ The feed cuts on and Beetlejuice steps into frame. He's got both his jacket and his overcoat on today, it is COLD. Slushy snow covers the little arena behind the Cherrygrove Pokemon Center. ]

[ Beetlejuice gestures to the Pokemon next to him--a little Blitzle foal shivering and blinking at the huge world. She is wearing a scarf, at least. ]

ATTENTION, POKEMON TRAINERS. I am willing to pay YOU, YOU, a cool 30000P to battle this little cutie until she evolves. Y'see, I'm tired of hoofing it everywhere. The B-man needs a new ride. I'd just beat up birds or whatever, but that takes FOREVER. Plus, I can't find any because of this shitty weather.

[ Beetlejucie waves the camera'mon (his Haunter) closer so that he can hold up the Blitzle's sweet face and smush his cheek against hers. ]

You'd say no to this face?

[ The video ends. ]

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[Uh.]

Not really. I mean, shouldn't she at least be able to stand steady before she has to get used to a whole other body?

You should see these things in the wild! On the Discovery Channely, they hit the ground running. There's lions and shit. So, are you interested?

I've seen them in the wild. They adapt fast, but you still shouldn't rush her.

[On the other hand, if he's going to battle with her anyway he may as well take him up on it. He can always take it easy on her if he needs to.]

Where are you?