Cecil Harvey (
paladinlost) wrote in
victory_road2026-03-01 08:33 pm
149th moon [video]
[The feed opens with a collection of stones, viewed from above. And not just any collection, mind you! Every item is carefully placed on a little pillow and sorted by color, creating a veritable rainbow of rocks. And not just any rocks, mind you! Some of them are purely pretty, due to their hue or sheen or even shape, but others would cost a pretty penny at the Department Store or the Christmas market. Certainly, they were gathered with care by a connoisseur. And not just any–]
Regina, dearest, would you please show everyone the eggs first? They are the ones in need of new homes, after all.
[Regina the camerapokémon sighs (or is it growls?) deeply, before turning the Pokégear towards what is by all accounts the beginning of an impressive pile of eggs... for about half a second. Cecil doesn't even have time to get started on his sales pitch before the video goes right back to the stones. The precious, beautiful stones.]
Please go back to the eggs, Regina. You can tell everyone about your collection once we're done.
[This time the Pokégear doesn't even reach the eggs before Regina returns to her beloved treasures. Who cares about the babies (including her own!) when there is such beauty to be found in the world? When there is such–]
Regina. The eggs.
[Regina does not care about the eggs, right now, and expresses that feeling by throwing the Pokégear aside with a screech. From the air, the feed catches a glimpse of a very large, very unhappy Tyrantrum before it hits an obstacle and turns off.]
Regina, dearest, would you please show everyone the eggs first? They are the ones in need of new homes, after all.
[Regina the camerapokémon sighs (or is it growls?) deeply, before turning the Pokégear towards what is by all accounts the beginning of an impressive pile of eggs... for about half a second. Cecil doesn't even have time to get started on his sales pitch before the video goes right back to the stones. The precious, beautiful stones.]
Please go back to the eggs, Regina. You can tell everyone about your collection once we're done.
[This time the Pokégear doesn't even reach the eggs before Regina returns to her beloved treasures. Who cares about the babies (including her own!) when there is such beauty to be found in the world? When there is such–]
Regina. The eggs.
[Regina does not care about the eggs, right now, and expresses that feeling by throwing the Pokégear aside with a screech. From the air, the feed catches a glimpse of a very large, very unhappy Tyrantrum before it hits an obstacle and turns off.]

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Pokemon are funny like that, I had to make my own Pokemon take a break from the PokeGear too.
[ Dolly goes to make herself a bit more comfortable at the Inn in New Bark while her Pokemon play with each other for the time being. ]
That was a lot of eggs though..will that be something I have to expect with my own team?
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[His little girl has finally reached the difficult teenage years, it seems. Alas.]
Luckily for you, that is extremely unlikely. My Pokémon are both numerous and very... mercenary with their affections; smaller, more reasonable teams have more manageable clutches.
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[ The dread beast called the teenage years...Dolly already has that with Dart...Dolly has no clue how bad Dart will be once evolved with hands of her own. ]
[ Dolly was definitely lucky on having a nearly all female team so far save for Curly and Trinket. Though.. ]
If you'd like, I'm definitely interested in purchasing two eggs. I'm going to be tackling the Kanto gyms soon and I really did enjoy hatching this little one beforehand.
[ Dolly goes to turn her PokeGear towards her Galarian Ponyta, Godiva, who just gives a confused look at being film live. ]
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[When they slow down. If they slow down. Cecil really hopes they'll slow down, because he's running out uses for those catalogs.
Ah, but it appears that his non-existent sales pitch still had an effect! That perks him up somewhat.]
Two eggs, you say? Do you have any specific species or types in mind, or are you looking for recommendations? I've over 80 species to offer, this time.
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[ The dread beast Rock type...Dolly does have Trinket the Klefki but...can she truly trust Trinket to NOT try to commit PokeCrimes during battle? ]
What would you recommend for the Pewter City Gym?
[ Dolly was fully invested and eager to learn what eggs are available. ]
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[Each time he names a species, a cheerful Clef! can be heard to the side. How sweet of Rosie to help him keep track of everyone.]
As for Pewter, you cannot go wrong with Grass- or Water-types. Both have a double advantage over his regular team, which makes dealing with their defenses much easier.
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[ Maybe one day soon, Dolly will have a Clefairy of her own..Focus Dolly! Dolly thinks in consideration of the eggs. ]
I'm definitely interested in Eevee, that one looks like a pretty good Pokemon to have on the team. Which one of them would be part water type?
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[That he knows of. It's been a very long while since he actively battled there.]
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I'm fully interested in the Popplio egg then, that sounds like a delightful little one to join the family then.
[ Oh right...timing! Well that was a silly thing of Dolly to forget to bring up. ]
Goodness, my manners, what time will work for you for delivery? I'll be sailing out tomorrow for Pallet Town.
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[They wouldn't enjoy the experience, but they could do it.]
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[ It didn't sound like a magically wonderful place to visit...unless a certain old witch that lived in a hunt with chicken legs was living in there though. That would've been a different story all together. ]
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[A beat.]
Let's simply say that the supplies you'll need to travel from Pallet to Viridian would not get you through even a tenth of that mountain.
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[ Dolly had memories of having to live in a cave before with her entire generation...it was not great times and it had the worst imaginable name possible. Sorry Trainer Red! ]
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[Cecil is pretty certain the man is a weirdo by this point, but. Master of a fighting dojo.]
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[ Dolly would have to agree with Cecil had she heard it aloud, masters of fighting dojos typically evolve into cave dwelling weirdoes that take on bears with their bare hands. Heard they were kinda grizzly to witness in person. ]
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[It only took him over a decade to figure that out! Good job!]
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[ Oh Dolly, you have no clue how close to the nose you are to the rivalry observation! ]
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Is your Gear okay?
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It's fine. I updated it to the sturdiest model available long ago, thankfully. It also managed not to hit a single egg on the way down.
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I'm glad they were all all right. Eggs don't usually come in sturdier models.
[Well. Maybe some of the sturdier typings do, but that isn't the case for most.]
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[It is also very much one of those things he'd rather not get proof for either way, so he'll happily accept the lack of cracked shells today.]
And with such large clutches at once, I can hardly put them all in boxes for safety. Preparing enough pillows is troublesome enough as it is, even when Regina is not borrowing them for her collection.
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I'm glad yours were all okay.
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(Harry is stunned by how vast and very well organized Regina’s stone collection is. He knows that some of his team have a tendency to collect whatever catches their attention at the moment (usually pebbles, loose coins, and berries, plushies if they can beg him to buy one for them), though not to the same extent as Regina the shiny stone collecting Tyrantrum.
Don’t get him wrong, he does appreciate her interest in these shiny stones but she should really focus on helping with Cecil on the big eggs matter first. Now he is terrified of how some of his younger Pokémon will behave when they hit their (pre-)teen years soon.)
… Oh Merlin, that is so many eggs right now.
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[She did not, but. She's already planning a feast for them for next year. And trying to track them down so she can send a thank-you card.]
The yearly pile of eggs does grow. I've long stopped actively looking for new Pokémon for my team, but every time a new one finds their way to me, I can expect an even larger clutch. I'd almost call it a curse.
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I could say the same thing for me when it comes to Pokémon deciding to tag along with me instead of having to fight my team head on. I nearly gave up thinking about finding new Pokémon on my own in the long run as my team grows over time. Thankfully none of my team don’t have plans to have loads of eggs for now.
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[He still has no idea what he did to piss them off that one year with the unexplained student debt.]
"For now" is key, I assure you. But who knows? You may have been blessed with a genuinely reasonable team that can impose limits on its more egg-loving members.
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(Harry is still stumped by the fact that he was not be allowed to do any gym challenges one year despite his very generous hospitality attempts to appease the fortune granting Snorunts.)
Oh right. I need to check on my team to see who among them is more interested in getting eggs at some point and probably ask them about their thoughts on having eggs later. I’m starting to realise that I might need to brace for a possibility of some of my team producing eggs in the future.
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[He's been looking for patterns, these last few years. Results have yet to be found.]
It is best to have that particular conversation in advance, truly. There's the risk that it might give some of your Pokémon ideas, but they could just as well find inspiration elsewhere and have a clutch without warning instead. That's what happened with Leviathan, back in the day.
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Okay, got it. Thanks for the advice, Cecil. I’ll try to set up a meeting with my team immediately so we can discuss how not to get any crazy ideas of having so many eggs on a whim. Many of them do listen to me whenever we have these talks so I’m a little hopeful that they’ll follow my instructions as soon as possible.
And I am also considering to adopt some eggs as well.
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[It is obviously much to late for Cecil, but he can still have hopes for others. And maybe a little for himself, when the adoption of some of the eggs comes up.]
I would be delighted if you gave a loving home to some of these children! Are you looking for any types or species in particular?
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Okay then, there are some species I’m looking forward to care for. Though I don’t have any specific ones in mind, I never had a Fossil Pokémon before so I would like to raise one myself.
(He takes a moment to decide based on what he could see on the video feed before he finally makes up his decision and find an Amuara egg followed closely by a Mimikyu one, a Heracross egg and a Litwick egg.)
Hm… I would like to pick up Amuara, Mimikyu, Heracross and Litwick eggs.
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[Somewhere offscreen, Rosie the Clefable can be heard gathering the requested eggs.]
Where would you like these to be delivered? I've plenty of Pokémon willing and eager to stretch their wings.
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Oh yes, please. That would be greatly appreciated a lot.