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Dorian "Sexual Gaatlok" Pavus ([personal profile] mustachioedmagister) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2017-02-08 11:26 pm

Fifty Shades of Lavender [Closed]

Who: Shiro and Dorian
Where: Lavender Town
When: Forward-tagged to February 14th
Summary: Dorian makes good on his promises
Rating: C for Cringe (and warnings for Dorian's salacious come-ons)
Log:





[If Shiro thought the radio silence on Dorian's part was an indication of his diminished intent, the pilot had another thing coming. While it was true that the mage had been avoiding contact with his intended for some time, it was certainly not for lack of interest. After their last conversation, and after plucking up his new swablu, Dorian had set out on his journey.]

[Shiro had mentioned being held back by commitments in Lavender, so Dorian would simply have to come to him.]

[It was not an easy trek, and by the end of it, he didn't feel particularly ready to meet his dashing new crush. Rather, he booked himself a room at the inn and settled himself into a shower that lasted longer than he cared to admit.]

[When he finally clambered out, finally dressed and prepped for the occasion, it was getting on in the day. He sauntered back to the Pokemon center, Viridis slithering along beside him. The Nurse on duty was his nearest target, and he all but coiled himself atop the counter as he spoke to her.]


Tell me, darling, have you seen a man name Shiro about. Dashing fellow, albeit with a bit of a... constipated look, I suppose might be appropriate.

[He batted his eyelashes and waited, either for her answer, a disgusted rejection, or perhaps something else entirely.]


shiro2hero: (wait no i think that's a killers song)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[They're really depressing when you think too hard about them. And really, really unfair to have saddled Allura with one. But it's his responsibility now. And the little guy seems to have taken to Kuro pretty well.]

[Maybe he'll get better.]


Right, I remember. You wanted to hear about space, yeah? [He laughs a little, and it's almost self-depreciating, in a way.] Sorry I can't offer some kind of fancy dinner for the trip.

We're sort of living off trail mix these days.

[Because guess who would literally set fire to anything he tried to cook.]

Still, though. Thank you, for coming out here.
shiro2hero: (why is it on the CEILING)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-12 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He really, really can't help the little laugh when Dorian says that. He thinks it's a joke. It has to be, doesn't it?]

Most people tune me out after a while.

[Because most people are his teammates and most times he's lecturing. Or giving orders.]

[But then Dorian goes on. There's an inkling in the back of his head. Like something is going on here. Something he should be aware of. But he can't quite wrap his brain around it.]


What about you? I mean -- I don't have great taste or... anything.
shiro2hero: (big bi awakening)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-12 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
I... thank... you.

[That feeling in the back of his head is suddenly, weirdly, stronger. Because that? That makes color brighten along his cheekbones. Just along the tips of his scar.]

You... don't have to do that. I can pay you back, I mean. I think. [Why does he suddenly feel like a kid on his first date?]

[... is this a date?]

[For a second, he almost falls into that line of thinking. But of course not. It wouldn't be. Why would it be? They'd talked about meeting each other for a while, so. Of course that's what this is, instead.]
Thank you, though. And I mean that.
shiro2hero: (time for the charm bomb to explode)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-12 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right. I give up.

[But it's said with good humor, at least. There's still color across his cheekbones. God, but it's been a while since he just sat here with someone and talked like this. When it wasn't about the fate of the universe. Or an evil empire.]

[It almost feels like being back on earth. Back at the Garrison.]


I'll have to say it again if you're really going to spring for dinner. [He shakes his head, but looks up, when his name is called.] Hang on. Looks like he's ready.

[He'll just go and collect that pokeball. Brb buddy.]
shiro2hero: (wait no i think that's a killers song)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-13 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Shiro might not notice, but Kuro the Lairon does. Narrowing his eyes with an irritated little huff. Come on, man, it's not like he used Attract on you, here. But once his trainer comes back around, Kuro hunkers down. Feet tucked up under him like a cat.]

He's good to go. Are you?

[Here he is, totally unaware anything went awry.]
shiro2hero: (HAHA dad jokes are great)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-13 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, a physical cue might actually clue him in a little more. But as it stands now, he thinks it's just a friendly meeting. A very friendly meeting, but still. Kuro is clearly aware of what's going on. Just not a big fan.]

[Nevertheless, he heaves himself to his feet to follow his trainer.]


Born ready? I'll keep that in mind. [He actually laughs a bit, nodding toward the doors.] It's this way.

Unless you had something else in mind before we go?
shiro2hero: (im so proud of u nerd)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-13 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Kuro is just protective. Like Haunter, except Haunter has a lot more ... personable traits than a big steel dinosaur. Haunter would probably get along with Dorian immediately. But the big guy does pause to nudge Viridis ahead of him. Look, see, he can be a gentleman too.]

Hey, I thought you wanted to know about space.

[But he's still smiling. Amused with all of this. He'll pause a few paces out, waiting for everyone to catch up.]

Or did you want to save that for food?
shiro2hero: (time for the charm bomb to explode)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-13 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's not just vast. It's... literally endless. There's more out there than we could ever know...

[Whoops, he's already off and talking. Pausing only long enough to be sure Kuro is back at his heels before he keeps on walking. And talking.]

[It's still a subject close to his heart. Even after it turned out to be a lot more dark and dangerous than any of them ever expected it to be. It also ended up being more amazing. Like the Balmera. Like the Lions. Like--]

[That's a hand on his back.]

[He has to admit it surprises him. A little prickle of electricity down his spine, before he picks up his pace a bit, thinking he was going too slow.]


We thought for the longest time we were the only advanced life forms, right? Turns out, we couldn't be more wrong.
shiro2hero: (aw lookit the kids suplex each other)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-14 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Dorian, he'll slow down soon enough. He's not running away. Just trying to pick up the pace for his companion's sake. He definitely slows when his Lairon nips lightly at his metal fingers. Shooting a glance at the mage trundling along with them.]

[See look. Kuro is warming up.]


Sorry, bud. [And then, to Dorian.] It shouldn't have surprised us, either, thinking back on it.

[Though his expression does fall a little flat once the question comes up. One of these days, he's got to steer them to better topics. Anything, really, that doesn't come back to deep space horror. So... he schools it, abruptly. Changes the topic from the Galra ship blotting out the stars to...]

Our Princess. [He can smile when he says it, now.] Well. The Princess, I guess. But we're technically under her command.

And she made it very clear she's the furthest thing from human you can get.
shiro2hero: (shit i can't believe that worked)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-14 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[He laughs, at that. Shaking his head in disbelief. What kind of joke is that? It's funny, at least. But then again, Shiro's sense of humor is pretty crap to begin with.]

She'd be the last person to call me a prince. Second-last. I'd be the last.

[Because she's still important to him. She's their guide. A friend. Someone he owes a very great deal to right now. And who he might never be able to make it up to.] We would just be lost in space without her. And she'd be asleep without us.

She's part of our team. [And then a shrug, thoughtfully.] I think it's advanced -- her people can just change themselves. Size, skin tone... that kind of thing. It's amazing.

Plus, you know. Technologically speaking, they're miles ahead of humans.

... Wait. Elves? Really?
shiro2hero: (really really tingling)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-15 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Allura is a friend. A very important one. He just hopes he'll be able to tell her that to her face someday. Not knowing if she knew what it meant to him, her sacrifice... His hand curls around the ball holding her pokemon. Idly. At least he could do this for her.]

[Though he has to think for a minute. Not of examples, but of how best to explain things, slowing his steps in the process.]


They've mastered some kind of technology that lets them control these things called 'wormholes'. They're... basically portals in space and time. Once you jump through one of the ones the Ship's made, you can go basically anywhere in the universe. Immediately.

[Not to mention their life support and medical tech. Or Voltron itself. Or how it seemed like magic just permeated everything Allura did. Though whether or not that was just her family in particular, he has no idea.]

So... elves are... real? For you? And dwarves?

[Does Dorian live in Disneyland.]
shiro2hero: (and that means)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-15 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I... what?

[Well that stops him where he's standing. If Dorian thought he was blushing before, it's incredibly vivid now. It doesn't help that space and captivity made him pale as paper. It's like someone suddenly dyed his face the same color as a tomato.]

I'm just the messenger. [Allura's people were the amazing ones. He's just relaying information, here. After what happened back there, back on the Galra ship, he doesn't feel particularly amazing.]

[Some of that color in his cheeks fades a bit -- at the mention of slavery. Because that pings all kinds of thoughts in his head he didn't particularly want to have. But, thankfully, the topic moves on. So all he has to do is nod vaguely, and keep on going.]

[Talk about these genius dwarves, instead. Right. Better plan. He takes a minute to try and steady himself, feeling Kuro lean against his leg for support.]
None of that is real, back home.

But I guess Alteans kind of look like elves.
shiro2hero: (who took my eyeliner)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-02-15 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. That. Was unexpected. Maybe he should have seen it coming. Or should have at least had an inkling. Something. But he'd been convinced this was how a friend would act. He's... been way, way too out of touch with other adult humans, apparently.]

[That blush comes racing back, as soon as he feels fingers against his skin.]

[So this...?]


Wait... [Dorian is already turning away, but suddenly, he has to know. Because, really, it's important to him. He doesn't want to do this wrong. Or lead him on, or whatever it is that might have accidentally happened here.] Are you -- are you flirting with me?

[He'll get back to dwarves. Really.]

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