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victory_road2016-10-22 08:08 pm
foolishwren) wrote in victory_road2016-10-22 08:08 pm
003. [Video/Action for Goldenrod City] (hella backdated to like Oct. 3rd)
[THERE ARE LOTS OF WET SLAPPING NOISES. Someone is vigorously painting something with a large brush, slinging thick strokes of blue across a wooden surface.]
[The project was apparently nearing completion already by the time the camera was turned on, because it's only a couple of seconds before the view steps back, revealing:]
[Anyone who's been doing any wandering in suburban Goldenrod lately may know about the weird, otherwise-nice house that has suddenly started getting its windows boarded up and had candles sprouting all over it like little glowing mushrooms. WELL, THIS IS THAT WEIRD HOUSE'S DOORWAY, AND NOW IT HAS A SPOOKY-LOOKING DEMONIC BLUE SYMBOL ON THE FRONT DOOR.]
[The camera whips around. The painter is Heather! She looks pissed. Whether that's funny or scary depends on whether or not you notice the fact that her freckles are now supplemented by a bunch of blue paint flecks.]
[She has only one thing to say to the camera.]
God can kiss my ass.
[And the feed ends.]
[????? ???? ????????????]
[The project was apparently nearing completion already by the time the camera was turned on, because it's only a couple of seconds before the view steps back, revealing:]
[Anyone who's been doing any wandering in suburban Goldenrod lately may know about the weird, otherwise-nice house that has suddenly started getting its windows boarded up and had candles sprouting all over it like little glowing mushrooms. WELL, THIS IS THAT WEIRD HOUSE'S DOORWAY, AND NOW IT HAS A SPOOKY-LOOKING DEMONIC BLUE SYMBOL ON THE FRONT DOOR.]
[The camera whips around. The painter is Heather! She looks pissed. Whether that's funny or scary depends on whether or not you notice the fact that her freckles are now supplemented by a bunch of blue paint flecks.]
[She has only one thing to say to the camera.]
God can kiss my ass.
[And the feed ends.]
[????? ???? ????????????]
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You uh. Sure showed God.
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[Oh wait she's talking to an innocent bystander. Um.]
Okay, so, I know that probably looked REALLY weird, but I promise you I'm not just like. High.
It's complicated.
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"Cult stuff"?
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That's probably the simplest answer, yeah.
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[Because that's just the automatic reaction.]
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I'm actually just being really petty.
[BECAUSE SHE KIND OF IS.]
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In that case.
It's my duty to tell you to stop being petty immediately.
[Yeah he's like .5% serious.]
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No.
[She will not.]
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[Okay but. That serious face isn't holding. It sounds so stupid, even to him, he's. Threatening to laugh.]
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[SHE KNOWS HE'S JOKING. She's glad that he's joking (because he seems like the kind of guy who probably gains another year of life whenever he's able to actually do it). But SHE'S KIND OF TELLING THE TRUTH, TOO.]
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It could get you arrested for graffiti, too.
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[Or, you know, technically Lust's house.]
[But Lust wouldn't bust Heather for tagging the house.]
[... Lust probably wouldn't bust Heather for tagging the house.]
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[They can have whole houses here??]
... and... you're tagging it.
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Look, the symbol is-- it's like, kind of a ward? Against shit I don't want in here?
It's for a reason.
[A kind of hard to explain reason. :I;;]
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... Like a painted force field?
[What else would keep things from getting in? Besides a wall or a fence.]
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It's more of a gesture than anything else.
[She doesn't believe for one second that it would actually stop Walter or any other cultist from entering if they decided to. For all its use in spells and rituals, by itself the Halo of the Sun had didn't honestly do too much (aside from being inherently TRIGGERING) And Heather's not sure if the blue halo actually has any ritual use, aside from just being really offensive.]
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Does... that mean you just painted a mystical middle finger on your door?
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Yes.
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