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[It's that time again--as in time for Botan to make a broadcast from the kitchen. There's an abundance of chocolate around her workspace and a flurry of activity from Pokemon behind her, but she looks serene as always.]

Botan here! Since Valentine's Day is just around the corner, I'm opening up special request orders for anyone that might want a particular kind of chocolate for their loved ones!

[She motions to the chocolate itself, the shapes are...]

I've got all types, and I have new molds to work with, so any kind of shape you can think of I'll probably have. Just ask me!

[A pause.]

I won't make anything lewd for public sale, though. There are children here, have some decency.

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...I'm not sure I really want to know, but is that a preemptive warning, or did someone seriously ask for sexy chocolates before?

Let's just say I've been here for a while and I have a good idea of how certain people like to think, especially if it's for "ironic" purposes.

[Plus Yusuke would totally try to convince her to make dick chocolate. There's always a Yusuke somewhere.]

That's not ironic, that's just asking to get dumped. Loudly, in public, as a warning to anyone else who might have the same bright idea.

[A beat.]

...That still wouldn't stop anyone, would it.

Not at all, especially not people who think they're cute enough to get away with it.

'Cute enough to get away with it' should only apply to kids and puppies trying to grab an extra cookie. Unless they're the type to ask for those chocolates too?

"Kids" is right, though the ones I'm thinking of are in their teens and way past the actually cute stage.

[And she would hope that dogs wouldn't ask for chocolate since...yeah.]

Early teens still have some cuteness left in them.

[His boy is adorable, thank you very much.]

But the willingness to request lewd chocolates, by itself, is more than enough knock them way past that stage. At that point, they're better off preparing them themselves, and hope their kitchen ability wins them back a few points.

You must have not met Yusuke Urameshi in that case.

[The surliest most fatalistic damn 14 year old she ever met anyway.]

I can't imagine any teenager having that much commitment to a joke, but if they do even I would have to commend their efforts.

Would he be the type to make lewd requests?

[Because yes, that would not be cute at all.]

Some learn the merits of commitment and effort surprisingly early, though in this case they'd both be wasted.

Always.

[The very definition of uncute.]

I suppose we'll have to wait and see if there's anybody out there that would want to take up the challenge. I'm sure it'll happen somewhere.

I hope the results are caught on video and shared with the world. As a warning to the fools who'd try to replicate the feat.

[And for its entertainment value, let's be honest.]

Not sure if I'm prepared for if that leads to someone getting dumped over the network, though. Teenage drama can be scary.

[Although yes it is also amusing.]

Teenage drama is painful and terrible, but they'll survive it. We all do.

[He sure did.]

[Sure...we all do. Definitely including her. The person that's not a person.

Yep.]

Whatever the case, I'm here for people that are going to do something nice for their loved ones.

Which is really kind of you. If my loved ones were around, I'd definitely have a few special requests, but as it is they'll have to remain ideas for now.

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