styxiedust: of my drug dealers (Curious ✿ But seriously I hug most)
Botan ([personal profile] styxiedust) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2017-02-04 01:12 pm

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[It's that time again--as in time for Botan to make a broadcast from the kitchen. There's an abundance of chocolate around her workspace and a flurry of activity from Pokemon behind her, but she looks serene as always.]

Botan here! Since Valentine's Day is just around the corner, I'm opening up special request orders for anyone that might want a particular kind of chocolate for their loved ones!

[She motions to the chocolate itself, the shapes are...]

I've got all types, and I have new molds to work with, so any kind of shape you can think of I'll probably have. Just ask me!

[A pause.]

I won't make anything lewd for public sale, though. There are children here, have some decency.
shortandsweet: (Neo: hmm?)

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[personal profile] shortandsweet 2017-02-07 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why chocolate?

[ What's so special about chocolate? Wouldn't money work better? ]
Edited 2017-02-07 16:46 (UTC)
shortandsweet: (Neo: All business)

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[personal profile] shortandsweet 2017-02-08 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'd use video, but she doubts anyone can read sign language. ]

Chocolate is nice, but money is better. That way, the person can buy anything they want.
shortandsweet: (Neo: how's the floor?)

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[personal profile] shortandsweet 2017-02-08 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Who knows what kinda sign language they use in Remnant. ]

What gave it away? :)

What other ridiculous things do people do for this day?


[ Not giving money instead of chocolate is ridiculous... ]
shortandsweet: (Neo: interest piqued)

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[personal profile] shortandsweet 2017-02-08 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
It just sounds like a Tuesday when you say it like that.

But discount chocolates? If you were offering that, there would be way more interest.
shortandsweet: (Neo: cry me a river)

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[personal profile] shortandsweet 2017-02-11 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHE HAS TO TALK BIG BECAUSE SHE'S SMALL! Plus there are no lies in what she said! ]

How are they gonna make time on this particular day if they can't even do it on the regular days?