Alfons Heiderich (
tofindshamballa) wrote in
victory_road2017-07-31 09:33 pm
[Video]
[The video already starts swiveling. First up, showing the hints of a young man's face. Then down, where it looks like the entire contents of his backpack has been cleaned out and arranged in meticulous, well-organized piles.
This frame lasts long enough to focus, and a Skarmory wanders between each pile, poking the top of each with her beak before moving on to pull and prod at the bottle of conditioner.
A male voice is heard, just out of frame:]
Hey, don't mess around with that! You could--
[...Too late. The small bottle explodes, splurting some white stuff on her face, but most of it squirted across the grass, with some landing on his green apron.
She squawks with obvious irritation and shakes to get it off.]
--Break it.
[The camera swivels one last time to a very obvious shot of Alfons, who then looks down, surprised.]
Is this on?
[He stares at it for a moment, and then a shroud of shadow (his hand) covers the camera as the feed abruptly shuts off.]
This frame lasts long enough to focus, and a Skarmory wanders between each pile, poking the top of each with her beak before moving on to pull and prod at the bottle of conditioner.
A male voice is heard, just out of frame:]
Hey, don't mess around with that! You could--
[...Too late. The small bottle explodes, splurting some white stuff on her face, but most of it squirted across the grass, with some landing on his green apron.
She squawks with obvious irritation and shakes to get it off.]
--Break it.
[The camera swivels one last time to a very obvious shot of Alfons, who then looks down, surprised.]
Is this on?
[He stares at it for a moment, and then a shroud of shadow (his hand) covers the camera as the feed abruptly shuts off.]

[video]
He's pretty much able to convince himself that he's imagining things when the other's face comes into view at all, but the voice is too clear to ignore. Still, Ed doesn't think to respond - because he's too caught up in his own thoughts, his own confusion, to process the concept of responding. If he'd bothered to turn the Gear on at all, Alfons would get the same silent treatment as Lust.
That is until Alfons looks straight into the camera, and Ed's brain kicks back into action - sort of.]
Alfons-?!
[Audio -- Alfons tapped the wrong button.]
Edward? Edward, is that you?
[What were the odds? No, really, what were the odds? He wakes up, alone, with no visible wounds but with his old clothes, as though the events of that night never happened.
He almost didn't even check the device. After cleaning the bird's face with a green bandana in his pack, he saw a blinking light on one of the parts of the screen, with a 'notification' on it.
And then, this.]
[video still, because Ed doesn't like to change settings]
Of course it is!
[Smooth.]
What are you doing here..?
[Video]
Though the camera is a little off-center.]
I should ask you the same thing! Where is this place?
[Video]
Not Germany, that's for sure.
Hey listen, don't tell anyone anything about you, okay?
Just stay right there, we'll come get you.
[Video -- Private]
Well, I figured that.
And...'we'?
[But he could at least ask that.]
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Yeah, my brother's here too. He's been here awhile, so he can probably explain everything better.
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The one Edward couldn't wait to get home to.
Thankfully, his curiosity quashed down any sourness that could have crept into his expression.]
'Awhile'? How long have you been here, Edward?
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[He paused, as if mentally counting.]
More or less.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure we all do. Maybe not the same one, but some strange house. Before you're pushed out the door with a bunch of supplies to start this journey or whatever anyway.
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[Al takes a moment to compose himself, but it's clear when the feed turns on that he's rather worried, and a Luxray is looking over his shoulder at the 'Gear curiously.]
Alfons...Heiderich?
[Al isn't sure when he hopes his double is from, but this is gonna be weird either way.]
[Video]
It's not every day you see a near-twin of yourself staring into a camera. Especially one that knew his name.
You know what? This isn't even the weirdest thing that's happened to him today. No weirder than meeting a bird over five feet tall, using technology beyond anything he's ever seen, and somehow being alive.
He can work with this.
He smiles, though it is a bit strained.]
Yes, that's right. Who are you?
[Video]
I'm...Alphonse Elric. Edward's brother. He's...told me some about you.
[
Probably a better introduction than 'I saw through your eyes in dreams for like two years'.][Video]
Yeah, this was...awkward.]
Good things, I hope?
[A joke to ease the tension.
...Yeah, it didn't seem to work, even to him. Abort.]
Edward's...told me some about you, too.
[Video]
[Joke or no, Alfons deserves that much reassurance at least.]
Ah hah...yeah. He said he told you a lot of stories before. [This is getting really close to way-too-sensitive-for-public topics...abrupt topic change!] You just got here, right? Do you need help with anything?
[Video]
Well...I'm honestly more confused than anything. what do you know about this place? How long have you been here?
[That's a good place to start.]
[Video]
As for where we are...it's not either of our Earths. There's others that arrive here like you did, from all different sorts of worlds. No one's figured out why or how, or any way to get back of our own will.
[Video]
Ah, technology.
No matter what world it is, it will always send Alfons's mind on fire.]
Other worlds...
[Well, that makes sense. Edward and Alphonse were from one, he was from one, so multiple worlds wasn't such a strange thing.
Though you know--he probably wouldn't have admitted that to himself even a week ago.]
You know, at first, I thought that maybe this was your world. But this is a bit too different from the stories Edward told me.
[Video]
Mmm, yeah, it's very different here. The technology is miles ahead of both our times, for one thing! There's a lot to get used to once you're in the cities, especially big ones like Goldenrod.
[video]
[Then he sees his actual face and doubletakes.]
[?????????]
[He looks way too close to Al to be a coincidence. How many extra Elrics were there?]
[Well the only way he's going to find out is by keeping the kid talking on here.]
So you're gonna dump all your stuff on the ground and then be surprised when your bird wants it?
[...okay so keeping him talking may also involve sarcasm he couldn't help it. That's an Elric, even if it's one he doesn't recognize.]
[video]
Oh, you saw that. I guess I did have that coming. I'll be more careful next time.
[He was just. You know. Organizing to keep his mind off everything.]
[video]
[He lets out a laugh, this time making the effort to sound...less snide than before. Otherwise he's not going to get anywhere with this.]
Speaking from experience. I've been here a long time.
What's your name?
[video]
It's Heiderich. And you are?
[video]
[That sounds more like a last name than a first name, and it ain't 'Elric'. But. Hmmm.]
Interesting. I mean, not that I can talk, mine's just Envy. Mother had a real interesting sense of humor.
[He keeps it casual, but he's watching to see if there's a reaction to the name.]
[video]
Alfons clicks his tongue, but doesn't look particularly affected by the name--simply puzzled, in the same way one would be if they heard their new friend's name was "Moon Unit" or "Star Breeze", except far more subdued...
...Until his expression cools again.]
Well, it's nice to meet you, Envy.
[video]
[Underneath all this he is burning with curiosity and also some small amount of confused rage that he's not sure what to do with because he doesn't even know who this kid is.]
Likewise.
Y'know, it's funny. You look a little familiar.
[video]
I do?
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[Is it just him, or does this guy look familiar. It's just him. Right?]
[Apparently not, because the Haunter leaning into frame looks just as baffled as Shiro does.]
You know that, though, right?
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Yes, I know that now. I'll remember to not press the record button on accident next time.
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You... don't know that already?
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[How to word it without giving away too much information about himself.]
...exactly common. Before today, I'd never seen anything like this before.
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You weren't here before, were you?
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No, I wasn't.
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[video]
[Rakka couldn't be sure, but she did watch the entirety of Alfons's video, so... maybe?
Then again, she still looks a bit confused as she answers the call.]
Is everything alright?
[video]
[He shakes his head.]
I'm okay, really. No need to worry about me, Miss.
[video]
...Oh, um. My name is Rakka. [Just getting that out of the way now.] I've been here for a while too.
[Video] how many of these bastards are there
[Hitting 'Like' on someone's fat Meowth video, hitting 'block' on a post claiming that DJ Steve is better than DJ Mary... oh hey, it's a video from Al--]
[that's not Al]
[Alfons will be greeted with the iconic sight of a scruffy-looking twenty-something squinting very hard at the screen, kind of like she's staring at the sun.]
[Before she actually says anything out loud, he might be able to tell she's mouthing the words '... another one?!']
[Is she GOING to say anything? Or just keep staring?]
[... No okay she's going to say something, she has to.]
... Am I crazy, or are you an Elric?
[Video] Alfons, you should have expected this.
But when it does happen, it still feels like the Universe just slapped him in the brain.
Alfons really tried to fight back the nervous laugh. Really, he did. It just sort of...spilled out the side, that's all.]
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm going to say no on both counts.
[Video] there's so many of you blond bastids cut her some slack
[Contrary to his expectation, she actually looks KIND OF RELIEVED.]
[Because WHEW.]
[For a second she was a little worried she'd have to go find Envy and be like "DON'T LOOK AT THE NETWORK, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE".
Not realizing that he'd already beat her to the punch.][She weird, suspicious squint disappears, and she laughs sheepishly.]
--HAHA, shit, sorry, that was kind of a rude thing to come right at somebody with!
You, uh.
Just look like some people I know.
[ONE person she knows, really. Still hasn't gotten a good feel for Edward yet.]
[Video] Nah man he understands. He can barely believe it himself.
It's one thing to hear it, and it's another to...see them. Looking at you.
Yeah, it's going to take a bit before he looks at Alphonse without reeling at least a little.
But still, have a sheepish laugh right back.]
It's no problem, really. Surprisingly, Miss, you're not the first person to say that to me.
[Video]
Uh, who else has said it?
[PLEASE DON'T BE ENVY. PLEASE DON'T BE ENVY.]
[Video]
[Oh, Alfons. Technically that's not a lie, since nobody has told him that here yet.]
An old friend of mine used to say that to me, back home.
[Not a lie, but not exactly the whole truth, either.]
Do I look like a friend of yours?
[Is she a friend of Edward and Alphonse's? She did refer to him as an Elric, and she obviously saw the resemblance between him and Alphonse.]
[Video]
Kid named Al.
I actually thought you were him at first when I saw this video.
[And freaking triple-taked because how many mystery brothers are there.]
[But... what's leaping out at her now is that he said someone back home told him he looked like an Elric. So... he had to be from the same place, right?]
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I'm sure you've realized that you're broadcasting. I wouldn't worry about your 'gear getting broken, they're durable things.
I assume you've just arrived.
You are...?