New Hit 1 |Video/Action Goldenrod

[killer_sweets]

[After the seeing news, Killua couldn’t help but be excited, finally a reason to battle again and a chance to really spice up his dull routine. He liked to look for his own excitement, not wait for it to bite his ass. Getting his own gym, oh that would be fun~]

Hello everyone, I was planning on announcing when Honey Souls would have it re-grand opening, but I'm gonna have to postpone it.

You see, I have been waiting for this kind of news for a long time, it’s the perfect earlier birthday present. It’s as good as when my parents stopped poisoning my birthday cakes.

[What a blessed day that was, never having to worry about each bite of cake being laced with arsenic ever again. ]

I don’t know when I’ll be back, but for anyone craving some homemade sweets, the main shop in Goldenrod will probably be open. I’ll also be making some samples for people to try while I’m on the road. I might even get some inspiration for a new line of sweets while I crush everyone who stands in my path.

[He is so modest.]

I’ll be in Goldenrod for a few more days to prepare, so if you need me or want to join up with me, stop by the shop before then.

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[usedgravity]

[Wow, sweets sound great! Just another reason to head over to Golden- WAIT A SECOND]

Your parents did what!?

[killer_sweets]

Hmm? Oh that's just something they did for my training, it sucked cause they always went with larger doses for my birthday.

[He tended to spend his birthdays afterward on the floor or hunched over a table.]

[usedgravity]

Your... training... what kind of training was that?

[Maybe he has some kind of poison-absorbing Quirk, right? Right, of course, sure!]

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[cardboard_boss]

[Snake was getting used to using the PokeGear now and is actually branching out talking to new people. Always good, right?]

Homemade sweets, huh? Do I have to battle you to be able to try them? [It was an honest question more than anything else. He'd just arrived, so was a newbie but he wasn't going to back down from a battle. He never did. DD would want to battle too, since he seemed keen and strong. This guy said he was travelling on the road, right? Perhaps, he'd be near New Bark Town soon, since that's where Snake was right now.]

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[killer_sweets]

You don't have to battle for them. Hell, my company gives free sample boxes sometimes, so if you don't have money you can order one of those.

[Though that would be a fun way to get back into shape for battles. Plus it would give him a small taste of what being a gym leader is like. Even if he lost, he could always use the chance to get people hooked on their goods.]

If you need some quick cash to buy something then you have to battle people.

[cardboard_boss]

You a business man then? [Why not? Since he sold sweets of some sort. People had to make a living here somehow, right? Snake nodded.]

I'm pretty new and don't have a lot of money so free samples sound good right now. [Yep.] Are these sweets for humans or Pokémon?

[solas_ion]

Happy birthd-...

Stopped doing what now, sorry?

[killer_sweets]

They stopped poisoning my birthday cakes, as I just said. [That is nothing out of the ordinary.]

[solas_ion]

Is...that just something humans do these days?

[no, lancer, it is not.]

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[paladinlost]

...What were your parents thinking? Were they hoping to kill you?

[You can't just say these things without explaining more, Killua.]

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[killer_sweets]

Kill me? Oh no, they wouldn't do that I'm the favorite. That was just past of my basic training.

[His family had enough decency to not kill their kids. Not even the lazy asshole one.]

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[paladinlost]

You were the favorite and they still poisoned you?

[Not that he really understands how parents can have favorite children, but.]

If they were hoping to teach you how to heal yourself, surely there were less dangerous methods.

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[outloving]

[ And similar to everyone else before her: ]

W-What the hell kind of parents did you have...?!

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[killer_sweets]

My mom is an annoying busybody and my dad is awesome but also a pain in the ass.

[They sound pretty standard aside from torturing their children. ]

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[outloving]

Ugh, tell me about it...my mom's super annoying, too.

[ She's always yelling at her and shoving her out of bed...but as annoying as she is, her mother would never poison her. ]

But that still doesn't answer my question! What kind of parents poisons their children's birthday cakes?

[thatwasours]

Don't you have some kind of aversion to sweets if you spent so long eating poisoned ones?

[yes. that is his question. not 'why did your parents poison your birthday cake'.]

[killer_sweets]

Nope, it just made me weary of my birthday instead. Honestly, a side effect of my poison training, is that I can consume a ton of sweets without ever getting sick.

[He became a junk addict.]

[thatwasours]

[all right, well, he'll just pretend that being afraid of an abstract concept instead of the physical item that the poison was actually in makes sense to him]

Poison training? So it was deliberate-- your parents subjected you to mithridatism.

[yeah, that sounds about right for a pair of crazy KGB agents that ended up with a kid, or something along those lines. sad, and messed up, and definitely child abuse, but it makes sense.]

Are you actually resistant to poisons, or did you just learn how to keep from vomiting?

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[thedifferencebetween]

Why'd they stop?

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[killer_sweets]

Simple, I'm immune to them, there isn't much of a point now and it's a waste of poison.

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[thedifferencebetween]

Ha! Good enough reason. Sucks to waste good poison.

[pipers_son]

Where ya gonna set up if ya win?

[killer_sweets]

Well, would do you think about a gym that doubles as a confectionery~

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[oldestfriend]

Well, I'm all for trying out samples on the road! Where do you think you'll be passing through?

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[killer_sweets]

If you want something super fresh that depends on where you'll be. If I don't run into you, you can always just order something and we can deliver.