KRIEG (tHE pSYcHO) (
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9th Match // [video] Sevii Islands
[The video feed kicks on and reveals one very pleased-looking Exploud. She's nestled in someone's unmade bed, and she seems to be brooding proudly over a large number of eggs.
After a few seconds of making sure the video is working, Krieg helpfully explains from behind the camera.]
The Whisper Bunny had six eggs!
[WB somehow manages to look even more self-satisfied at this announcement. That is one proud mama.]
Four have homes, two are left!
Could be a Whisper Bunny, could be a Iron Skull.
Who wants one?
After a few seconds of making sure the video is working, Krieg helpfully explains from behind the camera.]
The Whisper Bunny had six eggs!
[WB somehow manages to look even more self-satisfied at this announcement. That is one proud mama.]
Four have homes, two are left!
Could be a Whisper Bunny, could be a Iron Skull.
Who wants one?
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[Krieg's mouth is full of delicious pastry but his grunted reply is a positive affirmative.Whisper Bunny confirms this with a pleased-sounding whistle, and actually nudges one of the eggs carefully out of the nest towards Reiner. This is the one for her sweetheart and his trainer.]
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Awkwardly lean against Krieg for a moment. If Bertolt were anyone else he might've hugged him, but awkward shoulder-bumps will do just fine.]
Um... Thanks. I, uh...
[Reinerggron makes a very pleased whine and thumps his tail against the floor, and in the spur of the moment he stretches his neck out to boop his snout against Whisper Bunny's cheek. This is the best day ever!!]
If it's like her, uh... I'll be relying on you to give me advice, okay? I've never raised one like Whisper Bunny.
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...Awww.]
Whisper Bunnies are easy! They start out soft and small and cuddly.
[In response to the cheek boop, Whisper Bunny lets out a series of warm, pleased whistles that she turns into a short, cheerful little melody. Today is a very good day!]
And they grow up cuddly, too!
[...That's. That's great advice, Krieg. Really. A+.]
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Aron are...
[Bertolt hums softly, and he cant help but laugh a little.]
They start out small, but they're heavy. And if you don't watch it, they, uh... They can take down a dump truck while it's moving and nearly eat the whole thing by themselves. I found that out the hard way.
[He still has nightmares about it.]
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...Bert's actually going to have to straight up ask, though, because that's not the kind of thing Krieg is good at inferring.]
Pfmnuhuhu...Sounds useful!
[Krieg, why would you even need a creature to eat a dump truck...?]
What else do they eat?
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Friendship is weird.]
I'd be careful around them either way, uh... I just finished paying off the one Reiner ate two months ago. They wouldn't let me leave town until I paid part of it off and then they'd just have me send what I could in.
[As for what else... Thankfully, that's an easy one.]
They'll eat just about anything though, except for garbage I think. Whenever I'd cook for everyone on the road I'd end up giving Reiner some of my breakfast and he'd seem pretty happy eating it, but watch out so they don't eat your forks and spoons too. We had to switch to plastic for awhile because of him.
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The Slag Stack's got the garbage eating handled!
[So it's really good the Muk won't have to share...the purple ooze monster's appetite is enormous. Maybe it's because Krieg can only really take it to eat a big meal once or twice a week, or maybe it's just because the Muk is just a natural glutton. Either way, there's actually barely enough garbage for one monster.]
I wanna see a baby Iron Skull eat a dump truck.
[Sorry about your nightmares, Bert; that sounds freaking hilarious.]