Xefros Tritoh (
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victory_road2018-03-26 12:58 pm
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Entry tags:
- alphinaud leveilleur (final fantasy 14),
- alphonse elric (fullmetal alchemist),
- botan (yu yu hakusho),
- eridan ampora (homestuck),
- handsome jack (borderlands),
- jane crocker (homestuck),
- mami tomoe (puella magi madoka magica),
- stanford pines (gravity falls),
- vanitas (kingdom hearts),
- xefros tritoh (hiveswap)
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wow!!! this is JUST like fiduspawn! X:o
Xcept this is way more cooler because Xully looks a lot like my lusus
hes even likes to eat leaves like my lusus and i have to move him around because hes Xtremely slow
i cant wait to see what all beasts are out there!! ill get to Xplore one day when Xully wakes up haha
oh uh sorry im getting carried away with how awesome this is
i wanted to ask if there are any sloth treats that i can feed to Xully X:?
also um i notice theres a lack of hemotyping here and thats uh odd
but i guess it is sorta odd that i dont have my horns anymore hahaha X:)
i look like an alien! or well i guess im not THAT different from everyone else ive met
or maybe this is some sort of test? oh man i really hope this all isnt some sort of test because i am pretty sure i am failing to pay atXtion to all of this!! X:(
(let me know if you would prefer no quirk text and i can accommodate accordingly!
edit; BTW Rockets... say hello to your newest Rocket Grunt)
Xcept this is way more cooler because Xully looks a lot like my lusus
hes even likes to eat leaves like my lusus and i have to move him around because hes Xtremely slow
i cant wait to see what all beasts are out there!! ill get to Xplore one day when Xully wakes up haha
oh uh sorry im getting carried away with how awesome this is
i wanted to ask if there are any sloth treats that i can feed to Xully X:?
also um i notice theres a lack of hemotyping here and thats uh odd
but i guess it is sorta odd that i dont have my horns anymore hahaha X:)
i look like an alien! or well i guess im not THAT different from everyone else ive met
or maybe this is some sort of test? oh man i really hope this all isnt some sort of test because i am pretty sure i am failing to pay atXtion to all of this!! X:(
(let me know if you would prefer no quirk text and i can accommodate accordingly!
edit; BTW Rockets... say hello to your newest Rocket Grunt)
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a snorlax.
what the hell drugs are you on?
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i dont want to become a snack for a snorlaX
so i really hope i DONT fail it
and i am not on any drugs
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that's almost impressive. mostly disturbing, but ALMOST impressive.
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i dont think im very impressive tho unless youre referring to how badly im failing this test X:(
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are you sure youre not the one with marbles in your think pan
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no, i'm a rich genius. which means anything weird about me is 'eccentric'.
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if youre rich why are you typing in black font X:?
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because i'm an adult? i dropped the twee special fonts when I was twenty.
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oh i guess maybe its because youre a human that
sorry that was rude of me to assume
are you human??? X:?
wait youre an adult
ive never met an adult before
X:o
[He's just been assuming everyone is also 13-16 years old.]
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humans.
if you've been here more than half an hour, you've met an adult already.
but yeah, i'm an adult. i'm married and i've got kids.
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REALLY??? X:o well i guess joey did say adults were a common thing on her planet X:?
but still i didnt think id get to meet ADULT aliens
i dont know what being married is but uh it sounds important?
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okay, first of all, YOU'RE the alien. second of all...alright, before i decide whether or not i want to spend valuable minutes of my day explaining what marriage is to you...do your people have any grasp of romance? sexual partnership? monogamy? any of that stuff?
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but that doesnt make you any less alien to me
uhh yes we have uh pity and hate and also THAT partnership
X:? we have quadrants and they can be kinda monogamous but uh you can easily change and flip flop if feelings of hate become feelings of pity or vice versa
its still only one person in black red and pale tho there are usually two people in ashen but pale and ashen arent necessarily important to some
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...okay i didn't understand most of that, but when people get married it's because they're the most romantically important person in each other's life.
a lot of times it's monogamous, but it doesn't have to be. hell, i'm married to two people at the same time, only one of em's not here anymore.
i'm just that awesome.
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sorry that its not entirely exclusive vocabulary to humans
ohh that kinda makes sense i mean we dont get married but we kinda have the same concept of uh important person in each others lives X:D
i dont see why being awesome has anything to do with it tho X:? isnt it about both of you and not just you??
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uh, it means i'm so awesome that two people want to share me. that's not normal for most humans.
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so youre like double the alien!!!
thats super cool!!!
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im learning all kinds of things about alien culture X:)
uh
sorry i meant human culture
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