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Xefros Tritoh ([personal profile] grubbles) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2018-03-26 12:58 pm

1st X text

wow!!! this is JUST like fiduspawn! X:o
Xcept this is way more cooler because Xully looks a lot like my lusus
hes even likes to eat leaves like my lusus and i have to move him around because hes Xtremely slow
i cant wait to see what all beasts are out there!! ill get to Xplore one day when Xully wakes up haha
oh uh sorry im getting carried away with how awesome this is
i wanted to ask if there are any sloth treats that i can feed to Xully X:?


also um i notice theres a lack of hemotyping here and thats uh odd
but i guess it is sorta odd that i dont have my horns anymore hahaha X:)
i look like an alien! or well i guess im not THAT different from everyone else ive met
or maybe this is some sort of test? oh man i really hope this all isnt some sort of test because i am pretty sure i am failing to pay atXtion to all of this!! X:(


(let me know if you would prefer no quirk text and i can accommodate accordingly!
edit; BTW Rockets... say hello to your newest Rocket Grunt)
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-27 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...yeah, it's all a big test. and if you fail they feed you to
a snorlax.

what the hell drugs are you on?
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, you're fun.

that's almost impressive. mostly disturbing, but ALMOST impressive.
thedifferencebetween: (oh my god you're for real?)

[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
i meant it's almost impressive you're this detached from reality without drugs.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-28 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
you can't even type like a normal person.

no, i'm a rich genius. which means anything weird about me is 'eccentric'.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-28 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
a quick glance at any other text would prove otherwise. just saying.

because i'm an adult? i dropped the twee special fonts when I was twenty.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah that's the standard around here.
humans.

if you've been here more than half an hour, you've met an adult already.
but yeah, i'm an adult. i'm married and i've got kids.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-28 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i got that.

okay, first of all, YOU'RE the alien. second of all...alright, before i decide whether or not i want to spend valuable minutes of my day explaining what marriage is to you...do your people have any grasp of romance? sexual partnership? monogamy? any of that stuff?
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-28 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
well yeah, but 'alien' is a human word. and you're human NOW, everybody is here.

...okay i didn't understand most of that, but when people get married it's because they're the most romantically important person in each other's life.
a lot of times it's monogamous, but it doesn't have to be. hell, i'm married to two people at the same time, only one of em's not here anymore.

i'm just that awesome.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-28 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
fine fine, whatever.

uh, it means i'm so awesome that two people want to share me. that's not normal for most humans.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-30 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
well yeah, i'm super cool! aren't you impressed you got to meet me?
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-03-30 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
oh i can tell you everything you'd ever want to know about human culture. and plenty you don't want to know!
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-04-05 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah that would take longer than both our lifetimes.
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[personal profile] thedifferencebetween 2018-04-09 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
we been around for a long time, we're complex life forms. but lucky for you, i'm an expert, so we'll cover the important stuff.