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[grubbles]

wow!!! this is JUST like fiduspawn! X:o
Xcept this is way more cooler because Xully looks a lot like my lusus
hes even likes to eat leaves like my lusus and i have to move him around because hes Xtremely slow
i cant wait to see what all beasts are out there!! ill get to Xplore one day when Xully wakes up haha
oh uh sorry im getting carried away with how awesome this is
i wanted to ask if there are any sloth treats that i can feed to Xully X:?


also um i notice theres a lack of hemotyping here and thats uh odd
but i guess it is sorta odd that i dont have my horns anymore hahaha X:)
i look like an alien! or well i guess im not THAT different from everyone else ive met
or maybe this is some sort of test? oh man i really hope this all isnt some sort of test because i am pretty sure i am failing to pay atXtion to all of this!! X:(

(let me know if you would prefer no quirk text and i can accommodate accordingly!
edit; BTW Rockets... say hello to your newest Rocket Grunt)

Comments

[styxiedust]

Hemotyping?

[Does he mean the...font coloring?]

Well, dear, we're all humans here. If we typed matching with our blood color it'd all be red, and that wouldn't be very unique, would it?

I suppose people could type matching their eye color since that's more individual for us.

But I think that would also get confusing.




Er anyway, I can make treats for your Pokemon, though they also like the berries that you'd find around on the routes.

[grubbles]

ah! red like me!
wait do they really ALL have red? X:o woah that is really cool
so many burgundies!!!
its not really about being unique its just about making sure no one Xes the line yknow?
i mean if you all want to hide your blood color thats your choice but
using all black isnt Xactly a unique color either

i havent found any berries yet but i will keep my eye out for them
X:D thank you!!!! i am hoping some treats will provide motivation for Xully to move on his own

[styxiedust]

[Crosses the line...? What in the world does that mean?]

Yes, humans all have red blood, generally we don't have a reason to hide our blood color since we don't fuss with it. [If he's implying ranking or discrimination, well, humans had other ways of doing that, not that it's appropriate to bring up to a kid who just arrived.] My favorite color is pink, personally, but it'd probably be a bit difficult for people to read.

If it's a Slakoth...sorry, sweetie, they won't move until they evolve. Even so I'd recommend an Everstone once it does, because Slaking is huge and even more lazy.

[heribbon]

I don't believe it's a test. But if it is, you can borrow my notes. I've been taking a lot of them since I got here.

I suppose you used to look a lot different before you got here then?

[grubbles]

oh man i would be really grateful if i could borrow your notes X:D
but i think that might be considered cheating
you cant look at notes during a test right? X:?
the tetrarch is always trying to test me in mysterious ways and i dont want to fail this one

yes! i looked a lot different like a complete and total make over different
its a little upsetting but maybe this is like one of those super spy movies where they Xsition into another world and have to blend in

[heribbon]

Perhaps it's open note. Talking to each other is usually also considered cheating, and yet here we are.

But if you'd rather work on your own that's admirable too.

Oh, I think I like the thought of this being like a super spy movie rather than a test. That way we can help each other move forward.

[cyan_maid]

[Oh my. The colored text, the typing quirk, mentioning horns...]

Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but is there any chance that you happen to be a troll?

[grubbles]

X:o woah!! i dont think ive ever seen someone with your color before
sorry if this is messing anything up but wow!!!
oh wait you were addressing me with a question i am so sorry
i was just awe struck X:o
yes i am a troll

[cyan_maid]

Um, that's okay!
I am not a troll, but I have met trolls before, both here and at home.
In all honesty, meeting them here was a much more pleasant experience, but that gets into a whole long story.
And I don't think this is messing anything up - the network is for asking questions and talking to other people, after all.
My name is Jane. What's yours? :B

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[unconchonable]

[Wait, this is the guy he was assisting with training for Team Rocket... He didn't realize--]

wwait youre a fuckin troll

[grubbles]

X:o !!!!
woah youre a troll too
oh and a uh highblood one too
i dont think i ever met one as high as you
er sorry i didnt realize you were a troll
really sorry

[unconchonable]

yeah thats somethin you might wwanna bring up
i mean i cant blame you for hidin wwhat wwith bein as loww on the spectrum as you are
but thats hardly an excuse
escapin responsibility like that is cowwardly and dowwnright unforgivvable
if youre lucky i wwont cull you next time i see you

[thedifferencebetween]

...yeah, it's all a big test. and if you fail they feed you to
a snorlax.

what the hell drugs are you on?

[grubbles]

D:X !!! oh geeze i knew it was all a big test
i dont want to become a snack for a snorlaX
so i really hope i DONT fail it

and i am not on any drugs

[thedifferencebetween]

oh, you're fun.

that's almost impressive. mostly disturbing, but ALMOST impressive.

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[bleedingunversed]

It's definitely a test. The world's hardest test ever.

Good luck.

Also there aren't sloth treats; just Pokemon treats. Read your pokedex, moron.

[grubbles]

oh no X:(
im going to get eaten by a snorlaX arent i?
i wasnt prepared for this
can i get a do over?

also uh sorry i guess i should have read it more carefully huh?
but i didnt know X:(
sorry
i deserve to be called a moron X:(

[bleedingunversed]

[...What.]

Calm down, loser. You aren't going to get eaten by a Snorlax.

Why are you so

You know what. Nevermind.

Look, just read through all the crap you had with you when you woke up before you ask anymore dumb questions, alright?

[IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN WHEN THEY'RE LIKE THIS UGH.]

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[armoredsoul]

I can't imagine what kind of test this would be. maybe of our sanity, but...well, you'll see about that eventually. So far as treats, there's lots of confectionaries made especially for pokemon, but it'll probably be easier to get hold of berries while you're travelling on the road. Also, don't eat any of the ones growing on the routes. Pretty much all of them are going to mess up your day if you do.

And what exactly do you mean by 'hemotyping'? Is it common to make note of your blood type where you're from?

[grubbles]

everything can be a test
the tetrarch is ALWAYS testing me or quizzing me or grilling me or pushing me
its for my own good of course but its got me nervous that every little thing is meant to be some sort of trial that i gotta pass
but i really appreciate the advice on the berries!! i will definitely have to find some and avoid eating them??? X:?

oh yeah everybody does it
if you dont you can get culled
or risk really awkward social situations
which will then lead you to being culled!
X:) just something you gotta do yknow?

[armoredsoul]

[Wow, none of that sounds healthy at all, but Al isn't about to just SAY that, so...] You should be able to relax here a bit, I think. And no problem! The berries are fine for Pokemon to eat, it's just, uh...well, you ever had food poisoning or eaten something kind of toxic? It's a lot like that, they don't react well with human body chemistry.

That seems...harsh for a social faux pas. Unless 'culled' means something other than what I think it does? [He really hopes it does...] You don't have to worry about that with most people around here, I think. There's some other non-humans around if there's anything about this change you need help with, though! I don't mind helping, as well, but I'm sure some things might be so obvious to me I wouldn't even think to mention it.

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[meteorman]

[Ford has skimmed enough of this discussion to pick up on 'not human' and oh boy, hello, make way for space grandpa and his priorities.]

I think I can shed some light on why your horns have disappeared. You have been pulled into another universe, one that takes measures to maintain its own stability by altering outside visitors to better fit in alongside the natives. I have seen this happen to many other non-human visitors, including another troll. It's a fascinating phenomena.

Has adjustment been difficult? I'm not entirely sure how different troll biology is from human biology. There may be a learning curve I wouldn't know about, having had this human body all my life.

[grubbles]

[Space grandpa is best grandpa let's be real.]

you mean everyone else here is also an alien????
thats Xtremely cool!!!
i must be the luckiest troll on alternia for having the privilege of meeting so many aliens!!! most trolls dont get to meet their first aliens until theyre adults
and ive met like more aliens than i can count on my two prongs
not bad for having pretty weak and inferior skills like me X:D

i think im adjusting alright though i did have trouble sleeping the first night without my cocoon
but uh thanks to my earlier training it wasnt TOO hard just unpleasant
it just feels really naked and unpleasant in general without my horns X:( but im not missing anything else except uh well my skin is a different shade X:?

[stratezeitgeist]

Say, would you describe your previous, non-alien species as "troll"?

[What an interesting way to type. It certainly wasn't meant to be coded, it was much too easy to break. It must just be cultural, then. Alphinaud takes down further notes.]

[grubbles]

yes!!! wait how did you know???
X:?