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18th Run - Fool's Gold?? (backdated to the 25th)
[ Today's network post is coming to you from the Lake of Rage, where Ash is clearly sat in a boat. He's angled the camera to just show himself but it's pretty obvious he's hiding the person next to him. It sounds like Noctis. ]
Guys guys! So, me and Noctis have gone fishing at the Lake of Rage. There's some pretty cool Pokemon out here, but this is my first time fishing so I ain't having much luck. I caught a really cute Skrelp but, I need you all to see what Noctis here fished up. Now if you're thinking 'Wait, Noctis, isn't that the handsome Magikarp guy who has a horde of Gyarados that gives him domain over the seas?' You're completely right. So I'll give ya all five seconds to guess what he caught.
[ Five seconds pass, with Ash grinning. ]
Okay, if you guessed Magikarp... You're right! But you're also wrong! [ He finally turned the camera to show Noctis, complete with fisher's cap, cuddling a shiny golden Magikarp. ]
He caught a shiny one! I didn't know you could find these kinda Pokemon in the wild! I mean, it figures Noct would be the one to find a shiny Magikarp and all-
Ass! [ Noctis shoved Ash with a smile, who just laughed. ]
I'm just saying! You're basically the King of Karps, with your numerous mighty Gyarados steeds and a whole battling team of em. And now, a literal goldfish! So yeah I dunno how rare it is - except for super rare - but just, behold this man, and his magnificent god-damn Magikarp!
Guys guys! So, me and Noctis have gone fishing at the Lake of Rage. There's some pretty cool Pokemon out here, but this is my first time fishing so I ain't having much luck. I caught a really cute Skrelp but, I need you all to see what Noctis here fished up. Now if you're thinking 'Wait, Noctis, isn't that the handsome Magikarp guy who has a horde of Gyarados that gives him domain over the seas?' You're completely right. So I'll give ya all five seconds to guess what he caught.
[ Five seconds pass, with Ash grinning. ]
Okay, if you guessed Magikarp... You're right! But you're also wrong! [ He finally turned the camera to show Noctis, complete with fisher's cap, cuddling a shiny golden Magikarp. ]
He caught a shiny one! I didn't know you could find these kinda Pokemon in the wild! I mean, it figures Noct would be the one to find a shiny Magikarp and all-
Ass! [ Noctis shoved Ash with a smile, who just laughed. ]
I'm just saying! You're basically the King of Karps, with your numerous mighty Gyarados steeds and a whole battling team of em. And now, a literal goldfish! So yeah I dunno how rare it is - except for super rare - but just, behold this man, and his magnificent god-damn Magikarp!
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Tucking his new Pokemon's Pokeball into his jacket pocket, he let her back into the water and the golden fish poked her head out of the water, blowing a few bubbles. Noct just grinned, reaching out to pet her.]
Well since you've done announcing it to the world, you have to help me name her.
[He glanced at Ash and grinned wider while Christian the Lotad swam over to investigate their new friend!]
Suggestions?
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"I'll be honest, the first name that came to mind was Mac Lir. And then Britannia. The first one is a guy's name but, he was like, an ancient Celtic god of the seas. Actually, Scuabtuinne got her name from him too; it was the name of his boat. And Britannia is a just as old name for the island I grew up on. But we were kinda well known for being pirates at one point, so there's this song about 'Britannia rules the waves'." He shrugged.
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Decisions, decisions.
"I think I'll go with Mac Lir for her. Save Britannia for something else or maybe even get you to use it sometime." His gaze settled on his boyfriend again as he propped his chin in his hand, elbow resting on the side of the boat. "You totally need another Magikarp, Ash."
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[She's going to take Ash's word on it being super rare.]
I hope the rest of your fishing trip goes well.
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[She smiled at the pokemon.]
Aren't you just...adorable? Very cute.
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Does it mean it tastes different or something?
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No. It's just a rare color variation.
[KEITH WE DO NOT EAT MAGIKARP, REMEMBER.]
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[He looks unfazed by this knowledge.]
That's kind of dumb.
[A lot of animals come in different color variations back home, so what.]
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Congratulations, Ash!!! What a beauty!!!
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Ooooh yes, he's gorgeous too...~ Lookit you two~
Behaving, are you?
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[Excuse him as he shoves Ash playfully, Mari. And please ignore how red a certain prince might be right now.]
You know damn well she was talking about Mac Lir!
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this thread is magical
Noct can't handle this he's going to die
please save him
sobs so mean to him
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Congratulations, Noctis. Though, how many Magikarp does this make now?
[You are just about ready to go on those pokemon hoarding shows.]
Ah, and congrats to you on catching a Skrelp too, Ash. They are really quite wonderful pokemon. The first pokemon I ever caught was a Skrelp.
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Come to think of it I've never seen one before, even when I was on the islands with you. Do they evolve into something else?
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[He totally over-prepared. Because he is Armin.]
They do! At level 48, they evolve into Dragalge, which actually changes their water typing to a dragon typing.
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[Noct grins sheepishly.]
Ah..eleven Magikarp and ten Gyarados?
[HE DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM.]
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[Oh Noctis. Oh no, Noctis.]
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I figured, with that many of them, you'd be drowning in eggs too.
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Honestly I've never been one for fish but seeing how worked up you get over it is by far the most adorable thing I've seen on the network that wasn't a baby pokemon.
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thats Xtremely cool!!!!!
is he really the king of magikarp? X:?
i didnt realize they had a king
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Oh yeah. See, he was thrown into this world from another kingdom and a horde of wild Magikarp found him and his starter Pokemon and took them in to teach him the way this world works and the laws of this land. Now whenever he walks by the water, they come up and say hi to him or join him and his ever growing school of Magikarp and Gyarados!
I don't recognise this number. What's your name, mate?
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