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[guiltyeyes]

[ oh jesus, it's Mari's face in the 'gear again. Good fuckin' morning. ]

Ciaaaaaaaaaaaaao~! It's your favorite Idol again!

SO! I was doing some experimenting because I've only been able to make eggs from Diamond and Riko. HOWEVER!! After a lotta work, I'm suddenly having a surplus.

[ By surplus, she has a bed full of eggs behind her. ]

We're all been talking about making a Breeders' Union to help each other out and to help out the newer trainers. So I'm offering my little Eggs-travaganza for anyone who is interested. My whooooooole backlog needs to go! Take a look!

She attaches a page to look at. And a discounted list.

Newbies can have up to three eggs! I've got everything from Normal-types to Ghosts! Newbies can have three freebies-- some of them have a chance to be shiny because of my Primarina. If you reeeeeally want a baby from anything else I have, let me know and I can put something together with my roster!

Soooome of my Pokemon have interesting personalities. If you wanna ask about them to know what you're in for, that's kinda important.

Enough plugging of my business, let's get to the real stuff.

Are there any Pokemon that you reeeeeeally wanna have? Why do you like it so much and do you think you'll find it one day?

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[Video]

[maybeitsmabelline]

Oh me me! Pick me!

[Good morning, Mari!~ Mabel is beyond excited to see this post because there is no way she's not going to take one of these eggs because they're from Mari which means they're automatically the best! Wwiam the Omanyte is perched on her head, little arms waving happily.]

Could I have one of the Popplios?? Those are the mermaid seals right? I saw those in the Pokedex! [She say their picture and immediately knew she had to have one.] I definitely need a mermaid on my team!

[guiltyeyes]

[ What a cute helix!! ]

I have so many! Of course you can. I'll send it to the PC riiiiiiight away.

You told me about the mermaid guy. It's only perfect fitting for your team~

[maybeitsmabelline]

[Mabel can't help but get a dreamy look on her face.]

Mermando was my first kiss. I have to immortalize him forever by naming a Pokemon after him!

[And back to her bright smile.]

Thank you, Mari!! [She can't wait to have her very mermaid seal!] Guess what I found out!

[rediscover]

[sorry Anna is absolutely jacking in here but—]

Your first kiss was with a merman? That's incredible!

[maybeitsmabelline]

[THAT IS A-OKAY!]

It was! I met him at the public pool! He'd gotten trapped there and had no way to get home so I helped him escape and then he gave me a goodbye kiss! Mermando was the best!!!

[rediscover]

That's...such an inspiring story! You must have really great luck to have come across a real mermaid in a pool like that. And way cooler than my first kiss story, for sure!

[maybeitsmabelline]

What can I say? I'm a magnet for these sorts of things!

[Trouble. She's a magnet for trouble.]

I bet yours was pretty cool too! [GIRL TALK.] What was it like??

[guiltyeyes]

Ooh~ I can't wait to see how he grows up! You're gonna have to take pictures so Auntie Mari can see!

Because you want someone so beautiful, I'll give you one from my batch where the Mama is a Feebas. They turn into a goooorgeous dragon when they grow up. He'll have fantastic genes!

[maybeitsmabelline]

I'll send you all the pictures, don't you worry!

Really?? Oh my gosh oh my gosh! Mari you're the best!!!!

[guiltyeyes]

I'm so excited to see Mermando. Hopefully he likes to be blinged out~ I want all my babies to have killer fashion sense. [ LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW. ]

Ah, young love though. It's a shame you couldn't be with the merman of your dreams.

[rediscover]

Oh, Mari, I'm so excited to see you have a Furfrou! I've been wanting to catch one for ages, but no luck. I'll definitely take one of those off your hands, and a Cubone, too! So Elsa's won't be lonely!

[guiltyeyes]

You got it!

Diamond is the very first Pokemon I ever caught on my own. He's so special. Very strong and willing to go head-first into any challenge. His babies are gonna be perfect for you, Anna! The one whole Cubone I have shouldn't be too much of a handful, I hope.

Its Papa evolved at night and turned into an alternate Marowak who as a wicked streak.

There's no doubt in my mind that you'll love them soooooooooo much.

[rediscover]

Wow! Your Pokémon sound extraordinary, Mari. I know they'll make great additions to my little family!

I hope the Breeders' Union goes well, I think it sounds like a really smart idea! Especially since everyone is so spread out all the time...

[guiltyeyes]

I hope it takes off too.

That's why I made a spreadsheet on my 'gear public for people to look at once a month when I do a Grand Breeding Bonanza!

[rediscover]

That's really smart! I don't know how you guys do it, keep everything straight all the time...

[Anna chuckles.]

I think if I were a breeder, I'd be drowning in eggs with no idea which was which!

[guiltyeyes]

When you get to know your Pokemon, it's easier to figure out who is begetting who!

I'm sure you could do it if you tried~ You're a smart cookie, Anna.

[rambling_runner]

Oh man, Pokemon with interesting personalities breeding, huh? Man, I remember when my Pokemon first had eggs; that was, kind of a nightmare to figure out since I'm not a breeder and I had no idea what to do with em!

But oh, a Pokemon I really want? A Spheal. They're basically the most round seals you've ever witnessed in your life! It's kind of a family thing, my folks have a bit of a history with seals [ In that they are seals ] and I'd love to have one. But I can never seem to find em, even in places where they're meant to be around.

[guiltyeyes]

[ Mari hugs her arms around herself. Spheals are so good! ]

I only seen one before but it belonged to someone else. I suuuuper want to get one. They're so fat and perfect. If they're hard to find, I guess I'll just wait until the Summer and go looking in the cold places anyway. Maybe I can grab you one too!

My Pokemon have so many cool personalities. The only babies I'm sorta worried about are the ones between my Litwick and Dusclops. Agni is okay, but Imelda goes out of her way to get really aggressive. I can handle her no problem; she's really angry and violent toward most other people.

If her babies end up that way, it's gonna be a nightmare.

[ all of her babies will have attitude problems. ]

[rambling_runner]

If you do, I'll owe you an awesome Pokemon in return. Just name it and I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! It'll be my test to capture one!

[ But at the mention of strong personalities, he nods understandingly. ] Yeah I feel that. One of the Pokemon who bred before was my Raichu, An Tintreach. let's just say, she's not for the faint-hearted. I kept one of them myself and her kid is very sweet, but just as boisterous. If I leave them alone in a room I know I'm gonna walk in and find something utterly smashed, or the pair of them trying to wrestle each other.

[guiltyeyes]

Oh jeeze! I forget sometimes that Pokemon are still animals and have those tendencies.

Some aren't as good to the others as you'd want them to be. Spinel can get fussy if I don't pay enough attention to him. Then Jet floats around and turns everything upside down...

[rambling_runner]

I mean, they kinda are...but they also act like WWE wrestlers. it's just insane - like, the last gym I faced, An Tintreach literally burst out of her Pokeball because she insisted on being involved! She's a good girl to me and I know it's just cos she's eager, but at the same time it's just like "can you please calm the fuck down, love?"

But, I think a lot of Pokemon have that kind of nature, ya know? Like people really, or little kids sometimes. I could sit around and list all the little things they do to be arseholes from time to time, but for the most part I know they care for me and aren't like, out to get at me or anything.

[guiltyeyes]

I could go on for days about how each one of my guys is unique and perfect, Ash.

Don't go tempting me.

[Video]

[in4apounding]

A Pokémon I really want? Hm-

[She. Kind of has a lot already. But it only takes her a second to think.]

Scizor. I know they've got a double weakness to fire types, but they're supposed to be REALLY strong and they were one of the earliest steel types discovered!

I've- never managed to find a Scyther, though.

[Video]

[lionroll]

Wow, that's a whole lotta future babies you've got there. What are you gonna do if you can't find homes for all of them?

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[starry_forehead]

Wow, you guys really have a lot of eggs. I keep seeing posts for them on the gear.

Also I think you're on your way to being Mabel's favourite person. If the high pitched squealing I can hear from here is any indication.

Right now I'm trying to train up the ones I have now....actually hatch the two I got from you and then maybe I'll try to make some more room. I want to learn more about the legends behind them as well. Oh and ghost and alien types.