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[guiltyeyes]

[ oh jesus, it's Mari's face in the 'gear again. Good fuckin' morning. ]

Ciaaaaaaaaaaaaao~! It's your favorite Idol again!

SO! I was doing some experimenting because I've only been able to make eggs from Diamond and Riko. HOWEVER!! After a lotta work, I'm suddenly having a surplus.

[ By surplus, she has a bed full of eggs behind her. ]

We're all been talking about making a Breeders' Union to help each other out and to help out the newer trainers. So I'm offering my little Eggs-travaganza for anyone who is interested. My whooooooole backlog needs to go! Take a look!

She attaches a page to look at. And a discounted list.

Newbies can have up to three eggs! I've got everything from Normal-types to Ghosts! Newbies can have three freebies-- some of them have a chance to be shiny because of my Primarina. If you reeeeeally want a baby from anything else I have, let me know and I can put something together with my roster!

Soooome of my Pokemon have interesting personalities. If you wanna ask about them to know what you're in for, that's kinda important.

Enough plugging of my business, let's get to the real stuff.

Are there any Pokemon that you reeeeeeally wanna have? Why do you like it so much and do you think you'll find it one day?

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[Video]

[maybeitsmabelline]

Oh me me! Pick me!

[Good morning, Mari!~ Mabel is beyond excited to see this post because there is no way she's not going to take one of these eggs because they're from Mari which means they're automatically the best! Wwiam the Omanyte is perched on her head, little arms waving happily.]

Could I have one of the Popplios?? Those are the mermaid seals right? I saw those in the Pokedex! [She say their picture and immediately knew she had to have one.] I definitely need a mermaid on my team!

[guiltyeyes]

[ What a cute helix!! ]

I have so many! Of course you can. I'll send it to the PC riiiiiiight away.

You told me about the mermaid guy. It's only perfect fitting for your team~

[maybeitsmabelline]

[Mabel can't help but get a dreamy look on her face.]

Mermando was my first kiss. I have to immortalize him forever by naming a Pokemon after him!

[And back to her bright smile.]

Thank you, Mari!! [She can't wait to have her very mermaid seal!] Guess what I found out!

[rediscover]

[sorry Anna is absolutely jacking in here but—]

Your first kiss was with a merman? That's incredible!

[maybeitsmabelline]

[THAT IS A-OKAY!]

It was! I met him at the public pool! He'd gotten trapped there and had no way to get home so I helped him escape and then he gave me a goodbye kiss! Mermando was the best!!!

[rediscover]

That's...such an inspiring story! You must have really great luck to have come across a real mermaid in a pool like that. And way cooler than my first kiss story, for sure!

[maybeitsmabelline]

What can I say? I'm a magnet for these sorts of things!

[Trouble. She's a magnet for trouble.]

I bet yours was pretty cool too! [GIRL TALK.] What was it like??

[rediscover]

I totally understand! As far as, you know, crazy stuff happening. I'm the same exact way!

[Anna giggles, waving a hand.] Oh, you know, it was...nothing crazy! Just...I gave him a new sleigh, and then he asked if he could kiss me, and he did! The kiss itself was...eh, though.

[maybeitsmabelline]

Really? Do you go on adventures too? What kind! Do you hunt down monsters and weird things?

[Mabel's eyes get all sparkly, hands pressed to her cheeks.]

That's so roman--wait it was only eh? [Cue deflating here.] Why only eh? Was he a bad kisser? Really gross?

[rediscover]

Um—sort of! I don't really, like, y'know, hunt anything. More like...I cause minor fiascos sometimes? And break stuff? But now I catch Pokémon in between all of that!

[She gives a sheepish grin.]

No, no, nothing like that. It was fine, you know, just. There was no spark.

[maybeitsmabelline]

[Mabel grins.]

Sounds like you'd be a great candidate for our mystery show!~

[The Super Shiny Mystery Ghost Trappers, that is!]

Oh! [And there she goes nodding all sage like.] He wasn't the one!

[rediscover]

Mystery show? What's that?

[SOUNDS EXCITING]

Yes, that's exactly it. He wasn't the one. And that's okay! It was still, you know. A good learning experience.

[maybeitsmabelline]

Mari, Dipper and I are going to track down ghosts and solve mysteries! Just like Dipper and I did back in Gravity Falls! We're going to call ourselves the Super Shiny Mystery Ghost Trappers!!

[JOIN THEM ANNA.]

That's the important part! Maybe you'll meet the one here! You never know~

[rediscover]

Gravity Fa— Oh!

[Anna looks excited all of a sudden.]

You must know Ford, then! You're his niece, right? My sister told me he had some family arrive but I didn't realize I was talking to them!

[She giggles, turns a little bit pink.]

Well, actually...I've already met someone here.

[maybeitsmabelline]

[Mabel grins brightly. She may not have memories of Ford but she has warmed up to him more now that she's settled and worked things out with Dipper.]

Yeah! He's our Grunkle! Well, one of them!

[Watch her grin turn sly now and she leans in close to her 'gear.]

Oh really?~

[rediscover]

Grunkle.... [Anna squints.] Great...uncle? Is that right?

[She's blushing so hard right now, but she nods, still.]

Yes, um! I have a girlfriend, actually. Her name is Chloe!

[maybeitsmabelline]

Ding ding ding! You got it!

[Good job, Anna!

And oh-ho! Look at that blush! Mabel's grin gets wider again, excitement blooming on her face.]

Did you guys meet here? That's so romantic! Like some strange multi-verse love thing or whatever Dipper would say!

[rediscover]

[Anna ducks her head, chewing her lip as if that'll be able to hide how big her smile is.]

Yes, we did! Ha, I guess you could call it that. We've been together since Christmas, and so far it's been kind of amazing.

[maybeitsmabelline]

A Christmas Love Story!! That's even more romantic than I initially thought!

[It's said in a bit of a squeal, Mabel in full gush mode.]

That's the best Christmas present ever! Did you guys kiss under the Mistletoe? Did you swap romantic presents? OH OH! What about New Years? Did you kiss at midnight like they do in the movies???

[guiltyeyes]

Ooh~ I can't wait to see how he grows up! You're gonna have to take pictures so Auntie Mari can see!

Because you want someone so beautiful, I'll give you one from my batch where the Mama is a Feebas. They turn into a goooorgeous dragon when they grow up. He'll have fantastic genes!

[maybeitsmabelline]

I'll send you all the pictures, don't you worry!

Really?? Oh my gosh oh my gosh! Mari you're the best!!!!

[guiltyeyes]

I'm so excited to see Mermando. Hopefully he likes to be blinged out~ I want all my babies to have killer fashion sense. [ LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW. ]

Ah, young love though. It's a shame you couldn't be with the merman of your dreams.

[maybeitsmabelline]

I'll make sure he does! No matter what he ends up liking, I'll make sure he gets to have it!

[TAIL WARMERS ARE HAPPENING.]

Maybe one day I'll be able to see him again. Or who knows! Maybe I'll find someone here! As long as they don't turn out to be gnomes or have some weird sock puppet obsession, I should be totally fine!

[guiltyeyes]

Okay, so Dipper told me about the gnomes.

What was that about?

[maybeitsmabelline]

Well, see, I met this guy named Norman and he was really cute and funny and super nice! Except he wasn't a normal guy at all and he turned out to be a bunch of gnomes disguised as a guy and they wanted to make me their Queen and we ended up having to fight them after they turned into a huge mega-gnome!

[Mabel sighs.]

My first crush and he was a bunch of gnomes.