[have fun getting him to bring it up again. That's one of his don't ask, don't tell subjects. Also hey there dude! He doesn't know how to do private filters yet, but have a silly looking ginger with dorky glasses. Exactly what you expected, right?]

It was a dog pun, it...it made sense. [If you squint really hard.]

Um, cat puns...You've got to be kitten me if you think I'd forget your birthday.

Or...Meow I've got you right where I want you. [They just get worse as he goes on.]