SMASH THAT WALL

[indigo_events]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: May 25 - 27
Summary: GET IN HERE AND MINGLE
Rating: BUT PLEASE MARK YOUR THREAD CONTENT ACCORDINGLY
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Comments

[isleavepossible]

I'm pretty sure I'd notice a large metal wolf running around.

[sassymaru]

Very well... shall we test your skills then?

[isleavepossible]

[She thinks this over for a moment then folds her arms with a smile.]

Alright then.

[sassymaru]

Prepare to be astounded...!

[As he hops backward, and... just. Straight up folds down into--!]

[A dog.]

[It's 100% a dog.]

[isleavepossible]

[Give her a moment.....]

Okay, that's a dog.

[sassymaru]

I AM NOT A DOG!

[... yes, he did change back just to be properly outraged.]

[isleavepossible]

Did someone tell you that's what wolves look like? Because I think they were pulling a prank on you.

[sassymaru]

That's exactly what a wolf looks like!

Regal! Fascinating! Mysterious!

[isleavepossible]

It's a shame we don't have pictures of real animals here.

[Though something tells her he'd still stick to his belief that he turned into a wolf.]

What's the big deal anyway? Dogs are still pretty cool.

[sassymaru]

I hardly see what that would do! I know what I am.

[Yeah he absolutely would throw another shitfit.]

They're not wolves. Which is what I am.

[isleavepossible]

[She'd argue but honestly, she doesn't see much point.]

Alright, you're a wolf.

[A dog wolf. But hey she doesn't want a fight over the difference between a dog and wolf. Not worth it.]

[sassymaru]

Thank you. It's good you've come to your senses.

[Yeah he's never going to change his mind. Not for a second.]

[isleavepossible]

Yup.

[Annd moving on.]

So what are you going to do now that you're back to normal?

Hey, maybe the police will let you help out now.

[sassymaru]

That's certainly one idea.

[He says, clearly mollified by the conversation change.]

Perhaps I should show them what they've missed.

[isleavepossible]

It sounds better then my current idea, which was to change your name Jenny, dye your hair more like mine and see if they'd let you join then.

[She's half joking.]

[sassymaru]

No.

That would never work. Not at all.

[isleavepossible]

Well, not anymore.

But yeah. Try the first plan.

[sassymaru]

Even if I were masquerading as a human being again, blue is hardly an appropriate color for me.

I prefer purple, as you can see.

[isleavepossible]

True....but you wouldn't dye your hair that, even if it got you a job on the police force?

Also it's teal not blue.

[sassymaru]

No. It's simply not my color!

[isleavepossible]

So you would dye your hair purple?

Oh, if they take your robot form away. You should totally dye your hair purple.

[sassymaru]

Perhaps...

I hadn't considered such a thing before.

[isleavepossible]

Dying your hair, or dying your hair purple?

[sassymaru]

Both, actually.

I'd forgotten it was something humans were capable of.

[isleavepossible]

It is. It's fun too.

My hair's supposed to be a brown shade, but I like teal. So I figured, hey why not?