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Tobias ([personal profile] wing_attack) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2016-07-30 03:52 pm

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[The video opens up on a boy shrieking and crying, and from the camerawork it's definitely a Pokemon holding the 'Gear. Regal the Braviary is trying to calm him down, but it doesn't look like it's working. Tobias is just curled up in a ball, trying to get himself to stop screaming, but it doesn't look like that's working well, either.]

[The large furry paw passes it over to something with large blue claws, who types carefully.]


Our young Trainer needs some aid
Some comfort here indeed
So if you all have some ready made
We have a most great need.
foolishwren: But, Ugh, He's Actually Really Fucking Nice (Nation Wishes Area Man Were A Creep)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-08-24 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you're hearing it now.

I'll say it again more later if I have to.
foolishwren: And I'd throw in insurance for two. (I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-08-26 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I know you don't know me, but don't make me send my giant luck owl over there to fret over you in my absence.

Because I will, and she's impossible to escape from.

She's the size of a buick, and everything is her baby.
foolishwren: but i can't die so we'll all just have to deal (i may be an abomination and a scoundrel)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-08-28 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Not this one. She's the most straightforward bird you'll ever meet, and she will sit on you and hum like a really musical radiator.
foolishwren: Looks like SOMEONE hasn't tried finger but hole (HEH...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-08-30 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
This one is.

I'll prove it.

[She rummages off-camera, and then there's a flash of light. The screen is filled with white feathers. She's too big to even film in close quarters, the little Poke-Gear camera has no hope of squeezing her entire body into the frame.]
foolishwren: one day I just decided to cut all the sleeves off my shirts and now im gay (haha idk man)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-08-31 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, whatever, she's shaped like one and she can fly without a sound, and she's got those big fluffy owl feet.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

[Sunny trills softly.]
foolishwren: it's a game and i'm winning (being gay isn't a choice)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2016-09-01 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's because she's not.

[SUNNY IS SPECIAL.]