callbacks: (crow it upways)
dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2016-08-02 04:54 pm

[LOG]: 'Cause I need a break, I need a vacation

Who: The Homestuck posse and anyone who might be on the Olivine beach!
Where: The beach in the southwest corner of Olivine City
When: All day August 2nd
Summary: We kept talking about a beach episode, and now there is a beach episode. Just slap up a toplevel, hang out, and mingle!
Rating: T for Terrible Language
Log:

It's a pretty impromptu thing. Now that they've retrieved Jane from the horror of having to walk all the way through the early routes, their party's up to six entire people, which is the most any of them have been likely to have hung out with in...ever, basically. Jane doesn't even know anyone but Dirk, she's that far back on the timeline. So what's the obvious plan of action?

BEACH. FUCKIN'. EPISODE.

There are big, colorful towels and big, colorful umbrellas. There is a picnic basket, even though the boardwalk is pretty much, you know, right there (they can sample Olivine's fine dining for dinner; for lunch, there's Hawlunchables). There are bottles of Lemonade and Fresh Water, AJ for Dave, and Soda Pop for Dirk, the godless heathen. There are plastic buckets and tiny shovels because fuck you, that's why. There's even a beach ball. No one knows who brought it.

And of course, everyone better have brought their bathing suits, because there's ocean.
cyan_maid: (Got something up my sleeve)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2016-08-04 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[See, she'd apologize and own up to the water bottle thing being a complete accident, if not for the fact that her back is now soaked with ocean water. Once she turns around to see the culprit, Jane bites back a few chuckles of her own, her eyes narrowing and her smile turning a bit more mischievous.]

H-Hoo, that's - that's nothing! You really got me, buster, but are you sure you made the right move there? Pranking a prankster is quite a daring move!
harlequinhater: (confident)

[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-08-08 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, well maybe I am just a daring person!

[John looks pretty damn pleased with himself. It's going to take a lot to ruin the high of pranking his teen Nanna.]

Besides, if I can pull a prank off on a prankster, then that makes me an ultimate prankster! I'm pretty sure that's bonus points in the prankster's gambit or something.
cyan_maid: (A bit sly)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2016-08-08 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[There are probably most likely bonus points, more than enough to make up for her accidental dousing in return.]

Well, then! I guess pranking back a prankster who pranked me will be a worthy challenge!

[She hums, putting a hand to her chin as if in thought, but the wheels are already turning with possibilities.]
harlequinhater: (im pretty cool)

[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-08-11 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well sure, you can try. But I'll have you know that I studied under the greatest master of the prankster's gambit there ever was!

[Who... happened to be another version of Jane, but that's not really the point here.]

You'll have a hard time pulling one over on me.
cyan_maid: (Determinator)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2016-08-12 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What a coincidence! My Dad did, too - and I learned from him, so by extension...

[Jane you know he just learned from your Poppop, who is literally a teenager standing right in front of you with a water gun.]

You just got lucky this time! Next time, I'll be more than ready for you.
harlequinhater: (devious)

[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-08-15 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's on, Jane. You will not even know what hit you.
cyan_maid: (Oho! The shoe is on the other foot!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2016-08-15 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
On the contrary, buster, it is you who will not know what's hit you!