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victory_road2016-08-02 04:54 pm
callbacks) wrote in victory_road2016-08-02 04:54 pm
[LOG]: 'Cause I need a break, I need a vacation
Who: The Homestuck posse and anyone who might be on the Olivine beach!
Where: The beach in the southwest corner of Olivine City
When: All day August 2nd
Summary: We kept talking about a beach episode, and now there is a beach episode. Just slap up a toplevel, hang out, and mingle!
Rating: T for Terrible Language
Log:
It's a pretty impromptu thing. Now that they've retrieved Jane from the horror of having to walk all the way through the early routes, their party's up to six entire people, which is the most any of them have been likely to have hung out with in...ever, basically. Jane doesn't even know anyone but Dirk, she's that far back on the timeline. So what's the obvious plan of action?
BEACH. FUCKIN'. EPISODE.
There are big, colorful towels and big, colorful umbrellas. There is a picnic basket, even though the boardwalk is pretty much, you know, right there (they can sample Olivine's fine dining for dinner; for lunch, there's Hawlunchables). There are bottles of Lemonade and Fresh Water, AJ for Dave, and Soda Pop for Dirk, the godless heathen. There are plastic buckets and tiny shovels because fuck you, that's why. There's even a beach ball. No one knows who brought it.
And of course, everyone better have brought their bathing suits, because there's ocean.
Where: The beach in the southwest corner of Olivine City
When: All day August 2nd
Summary: We kept talking about a beach episode, and now there is a beach episode. Just slap up a toplevel, hang out, and mingle!
Rating: T for Terrible Language
Log:
It's a pretty impromptu thing. Now that they've retrieved Jane from the horror of having to walk all the way through the early routes, their party's up to six entire people, which is the most any of them have been likely to have hung out with in...ever, basically. Jane doesn't even know anyone but Dirk, she's that far back on the timeline. So what's the obvious plan of action?
BEACH. FUCKIN'. EPISODE.
There are big, colorful towels and big, colorful umbrellas. There is a picnic basket, even though the boardwalk is pretty much, you know, right there (they can sample Olivine's fine dining for dinner; for lunch, there's Hawlunchables). There are bottles of Lemonade and Fresh Water, AJ for Dave, and Soda Pop for Dirk, the godless heathen. There are plastic buckets and tiny shovels because fuck you, that's why. There's even a beach ball. No one knows who brought it.
And of course, everyone better have brought their bathing suits, because there's ocean.
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John returns after a few minutes, looking pretty pleased with himself.]
Aw man, Little Foot. I just made the best sand castle ever! You should have seen it for yourself. That little bug guy is gonna be so psyched to- AGGH!
[Halfway through his statement, John makes the mistake of flopping down onto his towel, and into the hole full of water. Thankfully, he's still in a bathing suit, but it's still a rude awakening, and he sits in his water hole, too stunned to try and get up.]
Wait, what the hell? How did this happen?
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Poirot follows behind him, not exactly knowing what to expect, but definitely expecting something, and he just tilts his head in confusion when John falls into the hole. From behind Little Foot, Jane and Dinah's eyes peer over before both of them erupt into laughter, falling back onto the sand.]
Hoo hoo hoo! I gotcha, John!!
Audiiiiii!
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[John clambers out of his hole and brushes sand off of himself. How embarrassing!]
Ugh, that was a good prank. I knew I shouldn't have let my guard down. And Little Foot! Why didn't you warn me!? I thought we were buds.
[Little Foot huffs. It's not his job to keep John unpranked.]
Well, anyways, I guess this round goes to you, Jane. Good job!
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Why, thank you! But you've made quite a wonderful opponent so far, you know. I couldn't have gotten you back without help from my team.
[The Kricketot wobbles over to join Jane, still a bit confused as to what exactly went on, but his trainer is happy! So they did a good thing together?]
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[Well, there's always Snik. But Snik is a danger to his trainer, let alone other people. It would probably be unethical to use him in a prank.]
Well, I'll just have to devise something even more devious to compensate. I'll get you next time for sure!
Though maybe let's call a truce for the rest of the beach trip. I want to relax, and there is only so much relaxing I can do when there is a master prankster on the loose.
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I'll be looking forward to your response them - after our beach vacation, of course.
[It's a definite agreement. She may be a pranksteress, but Jane keeps her word.]