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Dr. Peter Venkman ([personal profile] neverstudied) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2019-02-01 09:41 am

002 / action + text

Who: Peter Venkman and you!
What: gambling and the consequences of hubris
Where: Celadon City
When: January 25th - February 1st
Warnings: non-graphic mentions of physical violence which occurs off-screen



[Waking up back in his own body again is both a blessing and a curse for Venkman.

On the one hand, hey, he's himself again! On the other hand, his boyfriends are fucking morons. And now he has to clean up after Egon's mistake... Or, ok, it's partially his own fault, too. He's the one who spent the previous week playing poker and infuriating the bikers and roughnecks. It's not Egon's fault that he woke up in Venkman's body at the wrong place, wrong time. So now Venkman's gotta set it right.

If you happen to be in Celadon on the 25th of January, you may notice Venkman on his way to the Celadon casino. He looks... way too serious for a man cradling an egg in his arms, as if he’s on his way to his own god damn funeral. He's also stalling, so if anyone so much as looks at him, he'll drag them into a conversation, like a small talk version of a Pokemon battle.

But inevitably, Venkman will reach the game corner. He has a plan, but whether or not it'll actually work is debatable. Step 1: Find the Roughneck. Step 2: Apologize and offer him back his Inkay, as well as one of the Inkay's eggs. Step 3: Run like hell if the guy is still inclined to knock his ass out. Step 4: Don't die.

He's really hoping it doesn't come down to Steps 3-4, since he still needs to finish earning enough coins to buy what he needs, and it'll be significantly harder if he gets put in a body cast by one of the regulars.

... And, uh. Hm.

Surprisingly, it doesn't come down to that? The roughneck is upset about the loss of his jacket (which, well, isn't quite as damaged as Venkman tells him it is. Venkman just wants to keep the jacket.), but is glad to have his Inkay back, and the egg? Hooooly shit, is he excited about the egg. The roughneck is quickly persuaded to let bygones be bygones, Venkman plays nice with him and the rest of the bikers, and that really, really should've been the end of it. A surprisingly anticlimactic but successful ending.

… Unfortunately, not only are Venkman's boyfriends idiots, but he's also an idiot. And with Egon and Ray finally planning to leave to Goldenrod, Venkman only has about a week to buy that Porygon.

So he spends the following week playing at the Game Corner far too much, making riskier calls and becoming more and more careless with his money and his actions. Goddamnit, he's gonna win this Pokemon if it's the last thing he does. And considering the way his new "friends" are looking at him, it may very well be.

But finally, on the 31st, he gets it. It took a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and money, but by god, he got the Porygon. And sure, most of the guys he's been playing poker with are getting sick of his attitude, and there's been grumbling amongst them about whether or not he's been cheating, but that’s fine, because He Got The Fucking Porygon.

And that should've been the end of it. And he should've finally left Celadon and gotten ready for the Magnet Train ride to Goldenrod, never to see these people again, getting away with his actions scot-free.

Unfortunately, Venkman decides, like a true gambler, to press his luck.

One last time.

And that is why, on the 1st of February, the following brief but succinct message appears on the network:]


soooooooooooooooooooo

turns out the pokemon center can double as a human hospital in a pinch

who knew!

... does anyone know if its alright to use warp pads with broken ribs
pkemeter: (12)

[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Using the warp pad should be fine--the way that it functions is that it first scans the user as a "template" for the warp pad you are being sent to, and thus your ribs would still be relatively

Oh


[There's a short pause.]

Are you alright?
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
How efficient.

[There's another long pause. Venkman might notice that Egon isn't...really verbose right now. Normally he'd go in about how the state healthcare of nonhumanoid creatures would reflect the healthcare of humans, but...]

I take it he was upset about the Inkay.
Edited 2019-02-01 16:51 (UTC)
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh

[Well, that's good to hear. Not..."good", but it's good to know he didn't fuck up and get his partner's ass kicked in the process.

Which means it's back to regular non-concerned Egon.]


Venkman, I thought I told you to stay safe. This is the exact opposite of what I stated.

If you need a few extra days to recover, we would understand. We greatly anticipate your arrival to Goldenrod.
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, making a few errors in judgement seems to be a common occurrence for you.

[He loves you.]

At least inform Ray before you arrive. You will probably injure yourself again if he hugs you with his full strength--and he will.

I am excited to show you what research I have accomplished so far. I have made strides with Faraday and understanding her existence. I believe Kölliker has also expressed her enthusiasm for seeing you in person.
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[:^)]

I will attempt to confine Denver to his containment unit while I am not actively studying him. Though he does not seem particularly pleased about being studied in the first place.

Perhaps in the presence of other people you are familiar with, your giant isopod can grow accustomed to interacting with new people. I still want to run a few tests on him, when I have the chance.
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood. He is under your care, after all, and seems to connect with you well.

Ah--I also wished to confer with you on the subject of Valentine's Day.


[It...seems like he's going to follow up with a question, but he leaves it like that. Odd.]
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't aware that the Goldenrod sewer system was accessible, but if you would like to traverse the sewers for Pokémon, I would not be opposed to it.

[There's another long pause.]

I was just curious if you had anything in mind. For the day. Valentine's Day. I am not terribly familiar with the customs surrounding the holiday.

[Technically, it's going to be the first time he's spent time with THIS Venkman, so he feels somewhat...apprehensive? It's weird. Not that he'd ever tell him.]
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh

That's right, isn't it?

I hadn't even noticed until you pointed it out.

Venkman, you should know that physical human combustion is impossible without the intervention of other forces such as extreme heat or magical interference. I am more than fine with it, though it will take me some time to grow accustomed to it.

Are you sure you wouldn't like to go into the sewers after dinner?
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever the case may be, it is a welcome change of pace.

And, no, but it is the only concrete evidence we have found so far. Technically, no one truly knows what causes spontaneous human combustion. I believe it to be a combination of natural forces and supernatural forces, though that is just a theory, and most people protest to being spontaneously combusted for the purpose of experimentation, for some odd reason.

It would make me extraordinarily happy and make what sounds to be an already wonderful day better.


[Just picture that being said in Egon's monotone.]
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But think of the knowledge humankind would gain as a result of those experiments.

The net gain of information from exploring the sewer systems would further aid us in our examination of the biological diversity of this dimension and would also allow us to understand niche ecosystems that have arisen as a result of human presence. What more convincing would you need?


[...the only "convincing" he's really done has been to write up grant proposals for his research]
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[personal profile] ghoststanning 2019-02-01 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[What the fuck.]

How come I'm the only one who hasn't fucked themselves over here???

[You guys ok???]
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[personal profile] ghoststanning 2019-02-01 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Way to tempt fate there, Venkman. Bet you're really gonna regret saying that once Ray falls into a coma and then breaks his leg.]

>:-(

But seriously are you okay?? We're still on our way to Goldenrod so we can't check up on you but broken ribs sound really serious. :-(
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[personal profile] pkemeter 2019-02-01 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)




Oh


[That's all he sends. Good job.]

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