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[thedifferencebetween]

Yeah, so...hey kiddos.

Quick question....

[It...sounds like Jack is at the beach? The sounds of the ocean are clear in the background. Jack also sounds a little out of breath. What the hell has he been doing?]

Fish Pokemon. Are any of them worth it? I only ask 'cause one of my Meowth just threw a monumentally stupid looking fish at me that isn't the other monumentally stupid looking fish I have.

And I mean it looks like the fish itself is stupid, the expression on its face is the kind you usually only see on heavily drugged old people. Or maybe it's blind, I dunno, it's got weird eyes with blobby blue pupils. It looks like something an apathetic designer at a bath toy company came up with. Here.

[Jack posts a photo of a Wishiwashi being held up for the 'gear camera.]

Anyway...keep it, throw it back, eat it...? What's the right move here.

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[fuelthefire]

Pffff! Only ONE of us pretends to be normal and it isn't me!!

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[thedifferencebetween]

You couldn't pretend to be normal if your angry, confused life depended on it.

audio; Aaaaaaaand we've escalated

[fuelthefire]

[Oh.

That?

That touched a nerve.]

I had it once but it was ripped away and DROWNED IN SLAG!

HOW COME A STUPID, WORTHLESS PSYCHO IS WORTH A BILLION DOLLARS TO YOU, VAULT FACE??

WE SURE HAVE!

[thedifferencebetween]

Sucks to be you, I guess.

Please, a billion dollars back home is pocket change to me. You're worth pocket change, champ. If that.

\o/

[fuelthefire]

[...Weirdly, that seems to cheer Krieg up?]

You're DEAD back home and aaaaaaaaaall your pocket change belongs to someone else!

[Oh, that's why. We're doing this again, I guess.]

I can't WAIT to scrape off your face again!

[thedifferencebetween]

Rumors, exaggerated, etcetera etcetera. You tell yourself whatever you have to to feel better.

And here? Here you're worth nothing to me.

[fuelthefire]

MnnahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

But I can still piss you off!!

[And boy oh boy, that's worth a lot to Krieg.]

Try not to choke on your poverty before I can crush your windpipe, Vault Face!!