19th Match // video // Goldenrod

[fuelthefire]

[Today's home video features Adorababy the Sylveon and an unknown Eevee. 'Dora is sitting on his haunches, front paws and back toes all lined up in a neat little row. He looks mildly confused (but not unhappy) as the Eevee circles around him, headbutting him and rubbing against him like a fluffy kitten. This adorable video is accompanied at first only by the adoring "Veeee!"s enunciated by the worshiping Eevee, but after about twenty seconds of cuteness overload, the cameraman speaks up.]

Is anybody missing a puppycat?

[Whaddup, it's ya boi, Krieg. He sounds just as confused as 'Dora looks. The Eevee is oblivious to all of the confusion it's causing, completely and utterly absorbed as it is in its worshipful adulations.]

It followed us home from Goldenrod and won't go away.

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[fuelthefire]

Maybe? But it doesn't act wild.

[There's a quiet but enthusiastic "Bwee!", and the camera feed wobbles a bit as one very mellow Eevee affectionately headbutts Krieg's hand.

It's obviously time to butter up the beautiful Sylveon's trainer and get this shit legit!!!]

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[dreamsofahero]

Sometimes wild pokemon can take an interest in particular trainers for one reason or another, rather than just fighting or fleeing.

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[fuelthefire]

Pfff! It's not interested in me, it's interested in the Fairy Cat.

[Krieg is on to you, you tiny fluffy Romeo!!

...The responding, sad-sounding "Veee..." seems to tell a different story, though. Wow, what a mean guy!]

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[dreamsofahero]

Well, but wouldn't it be cruel to keep them apart, in that case?

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[fuelthefire]

Maybe? But the Fairy Cat already likes the Night Cat.

[This little Eevee is probably going to get its heart broken regardless.

Which. Well, shit.]

....This is gonna be more dramatic than a Truxican soap opera, isn't it.

[Oh god. This is his life now. Why this? Why him?]

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[dreamsofahero]

I suppose that means you'll just have to do your best to console the poor thing.

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[fuelthefire]

My best'll probably just make it feel worse.

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[dreamsofahero]

You think so?

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[fuelthefire]

I'm only good at slicing hearts, I dunno how to fix them.

[One of these things is metaphorical, and one of them is not. Which is which? It's a fun guessing game!]

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[dreamsofahero]

I hear that being a good listener is supposed to help?

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[fuelthefire]

I guess.

But that never seems good enough.

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[dreamsofahero]

What about doing things they enjoy with them?

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[fuelthefire]

[Bro, why are you talking like this little Eevee already belongs to Krieg?

It totally does, Krieg just doesn't realize it yet]

I just met it, I don't know what it enjoys.

I guess it could eat its heartbreak.

[Metaphorically. But also literally. With Poffins and Poké Puffs. So many, many Poké Puffs.]