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I know I can't have been the only one who ended up as a pokemon during the weekend. Which was a really unique experience, don't get me wrong. I certainly feel like I've gotten a better understanding of what it is like to be a pokemon, but. Well. Has anyone else been dealing with any... unusual urges since then?

[Armin just had a passing urge to beat up a small child for a french fry. Please tell him he is not the only one dealing with this.]

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Well, Aggrons eat metal, right? So maybe something like hubcaps looking really tasty to you right now? Or trying to snack on spoons?

[Armin stop calling him out.]

maybe

I really badly wanted to steal some kid's ice cream earlier, so I have no room to judge.

My arm is made of metal Let's leave it at that.

[Please don't try and eat yourself, Shiro.]

Maybe it would help to cover it up? At least until these weird urges pass?

[What if you wore a whole sleeve on that side, Shiro. And maybe an ovenmitt?]

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If I can find a sleeve that fits but doesn't give me heat stroke out here, sure

[Because it's usually just hoodies and that's death out here on the island.]

Maybe you could cut the sleeve off some old shirt? One you weren't going to wear anymore anyway. If you are just wearing the sleeve, it shouldn't overheat you, right? Or, wait, does your arm feel temperature? I don't think I ever actually asked.

That's an option. Maybe tie it on. And... no. No, it doesn't. What about you, though? You doing okay?

I am. I just think it will be best if I stay away from any people with food on the beach. Especially little kids.

[They just look so... vulnerable. And their food? Delicious.]

... Armin, what... exactly happened?

Nothing! Nothing! But I still get these... urges.

Armin. What happened?

I wanted to punch a child to take their french fries. Obviously, I didn't. But for a moment, I was really tempted to.

[... oh.]

[Uh.]

That's uh... I'm sorry that happened. Good for you for avoiding it.

Hopefully this will all pass sooner rather than later. Not that I am worried about actually punching anyone. I know I can fight the urge, I'd just rather not.

It probably will. Most of what happens those weekends does, anyway. Hey, if you need to punch someone, you can always try Krieg? Or me.

Thanks for the offer, but I think I will pass. I'm pretty sure I'd break my hand punching either of you. Besides, it's not like I just want to fight everybody. Just people with food.

You might hit our soft sides, you never know. So... don't eat around Armin, huh?

I'm not sure about you, but I am pretty sure Krieg doesn't have a soft side. Not physically, at least.

[He is all abs all the time everywhere. Of course, he has a soft spot in the form of Angel and his pokemon, but like... Armin is not going to punch Dolly. That is just Bad.]

Now it feels like I'm Sasha.

Sure he does. You just need to look closer.

[Um, no, we do not punch Dolly. Or any of the pokemon. Unless you're Krieg and you're... wrestling them.]

Sasha's not THAT bad

I'm pretty sure the softest part of Krieg's body is his hair.

[And you know what, that might absolutely feel like broom bristles. Armin doesn't know. He just knows that even if it does, it is still going to be the softest part of Krieg, except, again, the aforementioned psychological soft spots.]

You never saw her back home. Did you know she even stole some food from the kitchen just before our introduction ceremony into the army? She even offered it to Shadis when he noticed. Or half at least.

pfffff I'll tell him you said that

[Because it's funny. And Krieg will probably think so, too.]

She told me about that. I think the conversation ended with me threatening your commander. Again.

It was pretty harsh but, she did steal food.

I think this is one of those things we're never going to agree on.

[Armin does know about Shiro's feelings on Shadis.]

Maybe you would've liked Commander Erwin better. He wasn't much like Shadis at all.

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