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victory_road2019-06-14 10:55 pm
sassymaru) wrote in victory_road2019-06-14 10:55 pm
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It would seem this world delights in embarrassing me!
[With this announcement, Shadowmaru turns the camera on. He's standing in the kitchen of his little cottage in Olivine, looking completely put out. Why is this?]
[Because there's a bug on his head. Not just any bug. But a shiny Venipede. Who waves its antennae menacingly at the camera, squinting. The little bug may not have hands, or a super expressive face, but this is as close to a COME AT ME BRO as a bug can get.]
Is there a reason I am besieged with unflattering animals at every turn? First the plethora of water types, and now this.
What even is this?
[Behind him, his Frogadier gives the most long-suffering sigh. Looking at the screen in a mute plea. Someone please tell Shadowmaru to use his 'gear. Kero has tried.]
[With this announcement, Shadowmaru turns the camera on. He's standing in the kitchen of his little cottage in Olivine, looking completely put out. Why is this?]
[Because there's a bug on his head. Not just any bug. But a shiny Venipede. Who waves its antennae menacingly at the camera, squinting. The little bug may not have hands, or a super expressive face, but this is as close to a COME AT ME BRO as a bug can get.]
Is there a reason I am besieged with unflattering animals at every turn? First the plethora of water types, and now this.
What even is this?
[Behind him, his Frogadier gives the most long-suffering sigh. Looking at the screen in a mute plea. Someone please tell Shadowmaru to use his 'gear. Kero has tried.]
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[Huff huff.]
[And he aims it at the bug. The 'gear chimes, happily, and surprise! The information on Venipede plays out.]
... Ah. How helpful.
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What pokemon is that?
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... A rather irritated version of one, if I do say so myself.
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In fact, it seems far more protective of my person than aggressive.
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What are you going to name them?
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[He looks a little stumped, honestly. Trying to get a look at the bug from, well. Below.]
Perhaps... Doriko.
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That sounds nice.
Names are hard to come up with.
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[Somewhere, Drill Boy is probably upset to be compared to a bug.]
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I like picking those names. I've got pokemon named after a lot of people from my world.
[Just not...anyone from before the alien attack because that hurts too much.]
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Oh? I wasn't aware it was a common practice.
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[She got a lot of ideas and now her pokemon have a wide range of names.]
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People here are incredibly helpful, are they not?
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I'm glad they didn't bring a bunch of jerks here.
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Re: video;
[She doesn't want to think of what the company would do.]
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