Lady Tina of Blowupyourfaceheim AKA Tiny Tina (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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victory_road2019-07-07 06:42 pm
bittybunkermaster) wrote in victory_road2019-07-07 06:42 pm
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[For those who have visited the Cherrygrove Spa these mud baths probably are familiar. Whoever turned on the camera moves too quickly to see and dives into the mud pool vanishing from sight completely.
Ten seconds.
Twenty.
Whoever's in there must be able to hold their breath for a long while because a Buneary with an Egg comes walking over sniffing and calling out for their trainer who is supposed to be here where did she go?
Then suddenly exploding from the mud the trainer screeches scaring the Buneary so badly they throw the egg up in fright and scramble away crashing into the table the camera was set up on knocking it to the ground. The egg splats into the mud safely and starts to sink while the mud covered teen cackles wickedly.]
Ya gotta step up your GAME snugglebuns if you wanna be a champ! A little jump scare should be NOTHING! Wait where'd you go?
[Looking around she shrugs and reaches out of the mud to set the camera back upright before holding aloft a muddy egg.]
Hola amigos, mi nombre es Tiny Tina! And I just got this egg so like...how do I make a baby come out of it faster?
Like I don't wanna cook it and Snugglebuns seems to think cracking it open early is a bad idea sooooo what do?
Ten seconds.
Twenty.
Whoever's in there must be able to hold their breath for a long while because a Buneary with an Egg comes walking over sniffing and calling out for their trainer who is supposed to be here where did she go?
Then suddenly exploding from the mud the trainer screeches scaring the Buneary so badly they throw the egg up in fright and scramble away crashing into the table the camera was set up on knocking it to the ground. The egg splats into the mud safely and starts to sink while the mud covered teen cackles wickedly.]
Ya gotta step up your GAME snugglebuns if you wanna be a champ! A little jump scare should be NOTHING! Wait where'd you go?
[Looking around she shrugs and reaches out of the mud to set the camera back upright before holding aloft a muddy egg.]
Hola amigos, mi nombre es Tiny Tina! And I just got this egg so like...how do I make a baby come out of it faster?
Like I don't wanna cook it and Snugglebuns seems to think cracking it open early is a bad idea sooooo what do?
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Mayhaps you could loan me such a fearsome beastie boo mayhaps?
I don't know how to update your mission objectives but consider it assigned!
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[Buneary just kind of shrugs.]
Yeah you know I'm right.
And what kind of badass would I be if I was scared of a few giant man eating bugs that wanted to inject me with poison to liquify my organs so they can drink me like a milkshake?
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[His delight at the thought of another Vulpix gracing this world is marred by the mental image that follows. One more world out there with monster bugs, then. Such is life.]
...Luckily for you, even the local poisonous bugs care not for human flesh, and Ceo is not among their numbers in the first place. Your bravery will not not be tested, nor will your organs be liquified.
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HA! Lucky for you fools I've already played this game AND won it! I trained a team of the biggest badasses Pandora ever saw to win a competition about how badass they could be! Two of them are still here!!!
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