Lady Tina of Blowupyourfaceheim AKA Tiny Tina (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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victory_road2019-07-07 06:42 pm
bittybunkermaster) wrote in victory_road2019-07-07 06:42 pm
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[For those who have visited the Cherrygrove Spa these mud baths probably are familiar. Whoever turned on the camera moves too quickly to see and dives into the mud pool vanishing from sight completely.
Ten seconds.
Twenty.
Whoever's in there must be able to hold their breath for a long while because a Buneary with an Egg comes walking over sniffing and calling out for their trainer who is supposed to be here where did she go?
Then suddenly exploding from the mud the trainer screeches scaring the Buneary so badly they throw the egg up in fright and scramble away crashing into the table the camera was set up on knocking it to the ground. The egg splats into the mud safely and starts to sink while the mud covered teen cackles wickedly.]
Ya gotta step up your GAME snugglebuns if you wanna be a champ! A little jump scare should be NOTHING! Wait where'd you go?
[Looking around she shrugs and reaches out of the mud to set the camera back upright before holding aloft a muddy egg.]
Hola amigos, mi nombre es Tiny Tina! And I just got this egg so like...how do I make a baby come out of it faster?
Like I don't wanna cook it and Snugglebuns seems to think cracking it open early is a bad idea sooooo what do?
Ten seconds.
Twenty.
Whoever's in there must be able to hold their breath for a long while because a Buneary with an Egg comes walking over sniffing and calling out for their trainer who is supposed to be here where did she go?
Then suddenly exploding from the mud the trainer screeches scaring the Buneary so badly they throw the egg up in fright and scramble away crashing into the table the camera was set up on knocking it to the ground. The egg splats into the mud safely and starts to sink while the mud covered teen cackles wickedly.]
Ya gotta step up your GAME snugglebuns if you wanna be a champ! A little jump scare should be NOTHING! Wait where'd you go?
[Looking around she shrugs and reaches out of the mud to set the camera back upright before holding aloft a muddy egg.]
Hola amigos, mi nombre es Tiny Tina! And I just got this egg so like...how do I make a baby come out of it faster?
Like I don't wanna cook it and Snugglebuns seems to think cracking it open early is a bad idea sooooo what do?
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But you barely know me shawty! Just you wait till Tiny Tina is all up in your face! Imma be your fan favorite son! That's wassup!
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But I like all humans very, very much.
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...but no seriously how tall is you?
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[Rose could just say 'eight feet' but it's more fun to set the 'gear down and step back. And back. And baaaaaaack until she's all the way in frame.]
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Y-you are the tallest...Ohmigaaaawd how'd you get so tall? Was it salad? Mordy Mama says vegetables make you big and strong, but Brick Papa mostly eats meat and before you I think he was the biggest person I ever knew.
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Were you a Siren?!
Or a Ghost!?
Or an Eridian!?
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It's okay if you don't know what that is, nobody here does.
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Sirens like Maya and Lilith eat em to get SUPAH POWERFUL!
And other buttstains like Hyperion grind em up to do bad guy evil stuff.
Everyone else just shoots crystal gem slime out of their guns to make people hurt more better!
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What????
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...or feed them to Buttstallion for rare loot drops and rainbow barfs!
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