Lady Tina of Blowupyourfaceheim AKA Tiny Tina (
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victory_road2019-07-07 06:42 pm
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[For those who have visited the Cherrygrove Spa these mud baths probably are familiar. Whoever turned on the camera moves too quickly to see and dives into the mud pool vanishing from sight completely.
Ten seconds.
Twenty.
Whoever's in there must be able to hold their breath for a long while because a Buneary with an Egg comes walking over sniffing and calling out for their trainer who is supposed to be here where did she go?
Then suddenly exploding from the mud the trainer screeches scaring the Buneary so badly they throw the egg up in fright and scramble away crashing into the table the camera was set up on knocking it to the ground. The egg splats into the mud safely and starts to sink while the mud covered teen cackles wickedly.]
Ya gotta step up your GAME snugglebuns if you wanna be a champ! A little jump scare should be NOTHING! Wait where'd you go?
[Looking around she shrugs and reaches out of the mud to set the camera back upright before holding aloft a muddy egg.]
Hola amigos, mi nombre es Tiny Tina! And I just got this egg so like...how do I make a baby come out of it faster?
Like I don't wanna cook it and Snugglebuns seems to think cracking it open early is a bad idea sooooo what do?
Ten seconds.
Twenty.
Whoever's in there must be able to hold their breath for a long while because a Buneary with an Egg comes walking over sniffing and calling out for their trainer who is supposed to be here where did she go?
Then suddenly exploding from the mud the trainer screeches scaring the Buneary so badly they throw the egg up in fright and scramble away crashing into the table the camera was set up on knocking it to the ground. The egg splats into the mud safely and starts to sink while the mud covered teen cackles wickedly.]
Ya gotta step up your GAME snugglebuns if you wanna be a champ! A little jump scare should be NOTHING! Wait where'd you go?
[Looking around she shrugs and reaches out of the mud to set the camera back upright before holding aloft a muddy egg.]
Hola amigos, mi nombre es Tiny Tina! And I just got this egg so like...how do I make a baby come out of it faster?
Like I don't wanna cook it and Snugglebuns seems to think cracking it open early is a bad idea sooooo what do?
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I think this is what love feels like.
You must show me to this murdersplody ball!
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[The camera wobbles a bit, then there's the sound of a Pokemon being let out of its ball, and then Krieg whips the 'Gear around so that it's filming...An Electrode!
The top of one, anyway. Spark Ball is very big and it is very close to the camera so not all of it is in the shot.
It glares suspiciously into the screen and crackles with visible and audible static.]
This is the Spark Ball! It's a super strong super asshole!
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Is it cuz he's got no legs? And no arms? And no nose!
Hey! Hey Krieg! If he's got no nose? How does he smell?
BETTER THEN YOU!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You better watch out when I find you 'cos I'm gonna noogie you for DAYS!!