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[pkemeter]

I want to ask--how many of you believe that aliens exist?

I am trying to prove a point to one of my partners who keeps trying to show me so-called "evidence" that extraterrestrials exist in this dimension.

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[ghoststanning]

😠Aww come on Spengs!👨🏻‍🔬

I show you one alien 👽 and you immediately go off the rails! 🚂 I can't believe this!😭😭😭

[... Yeah he might have finally discovered emojis and he's pissed]

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[pkemeter]

I am not "going off the rails". And, again, it is not an alien.

I'm not returning to camp until you stop insisting on this.

[lyingheart]

Define alien, please.

[pkemeter]

A sentient creature that originates from another planet or other celestial object. Essentially, a foreign entity.

[pidge_out]

[And here's a Pidge, looking about as nonchalant as possible. Talking facts, here. The sky is blue. Water is wet.]

Aliens absolutely exist.

[pkemeter]

[And here's Egon, looking equally nonchalant and speaking in an utterly flat tone. Ghosts give of psychokinetic energy, supernatural entities leave ectoplasm, being an Aries sun means that you're confrontational.]

Then provide me with evidence beyond conjecture or first-hand accounts.

[He seems a tinge annoyed, though it doesn't seem to reflect in his body language or tone of voice.]

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[liv_nye_the_science_pi]

Yes. Is that a subject of debate in your world?

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[pkemeter]

Yes. And the very notion of it is ridiculous. As if humankind's existence wasn't already a fluke of probability.

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[shiro2hero]

I can't speak for this world, but where my team and I come from, they definitely do.

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[pkemeter]

And what evidence do you have that these so called aliens originated from another planet?

[sorry hes so moronic]

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[paladinlost]

I can confirm with complete certainty that 'aliens' exist in my own world, and that Pokémon live at least as far as the moon in this one. Whether or not such other, non-Pokémon species exist here, I cannot say.

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[pkemeter]

Just because they exist on the moon does not mean they originate from the moon.

[obviously???? why can't people see the complete logic of this????]

Whatever so-called aliens exist in your world are not what you think they are.

[bittybunkermaster]

Uh duh?

What kinda fool doesn't believe in aliens?

[pkemeter]

Me.

[Flatly.]

It is completely illogical to believe in such flimsy data and conjecture.

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[thedifferencebetween]

yea i believe in aliens, i've seen em. n fought em.
n had em mess with my space station

plus like ten kinds of pokemon r literally aliens from space

they're real, champ

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[pkemeter]

Whatever so-called "aliens" you faced were not extraterrestrials. I would wager that there are a multitude of factors that would produce this sort of phenomenon.

[be_notorious]

Oh hell yeah.

I do business with them. Fight them. Work with them. There is even a type of human that's practically alien at this point. They made an evolutionary leap out in space. They're called 'awoken'.

first of all im so sorry for this man

[pkemeter]

Don't be ridiculous. If they're a type of human, then they're a derivation of the human species, not "practically" an alien.

Whatever organisms you've dealt with, they were not extraterrestrials.

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[spacebaloney]

Considering I've tongued a few in my day, me.

[Lance, please. Everybody knows you didn't get that lucky around them.]

[pkemeter]

I'm inclined to believe that whatever so-called "aliens" you encountered were not in fact, aliens, but supernatural beings from another dimension.

[as if he knew what went on in voltronworld. im so sorry for him]

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[synchroswim]

sure why not?? i've seen tons of things that seem like they shouldnt exist, so why not little green dudes? or whatever they look like

[pkemeter]

"Little green dudes", as you call them, can be largely attributed to spectral phenomena and humans who were ignorant on the subject of parapsychology.

Also, the United States government has a tendency to lie to citizens. I have reason to believe that they perpetuated the myth of aliens to draw attention away from their illegal weapons experiments in the desert.

[neverstudied]

egon im begging you to stop ruining our collective reputations in this place by being the way that you are

[Shroom experiment was bad enough.]

[pkemeter]

I'm merely speaking the truth. If there's any reputation to be ruined, it will be my own.

[marmoron]

by this dimension you mean aliens existing in the world of pokemon?

[pkemeter]

Yes.

[which is somewhat true--he's tired of people thinking that aliens exist in the infinite possibilities of the multiverse, gosh!!!]

[onebetter]

Aliens invaded my planet. I'd like to have the luxury of considering their existence a matter of 'belief'.

[pkemeter]

How are you sure that these "aliens" weren't just extradimensional creatures?

[i am. so sorry for egon]

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[tookashirototheknee]

I used to believe. Now I know.

Your universe might be one where there is not life on other planets, but mine definitely has species from planets other than Earth.

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[pkemeter]

How do you know that these organisms originate from other planets?

[im so, so sorry matt.]