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[whymustifeel]

[Hello, network. You're about to get a grand total of 17 back to back image uploads.

The first several shots are exceedingly blurry, but the intrepid cameraman appears to have improved his technique over time. The focus of every single image?

A very flat, gray pancake with green splotches and what looks like a Pokeball squished in the middle. Kind of weird, but- wait, it's got eyes. And spikes. And teeth.]

I GOT A LIVING BEAR TRAP FOR CHRISTMAS

THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER

I CAN FINALLY USE BEAR TRAPS IN MY SCHEMATICS AGAIN!!!

[This is quite possibly the most excited anyone has ever been for a Stunfisk. Which is less of a dig at Stunfisk and more of a comment on how god damn ecstatic Fred is right now.]

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[breakyourlife]

thats weird as heck dude
where did u get it????

[whymustifeel]

She came from an egg I got on Christmas day! From whatever/whoever Nephelis is!!

And don't call her weird, she's cute!

[breakyourlife]

but she is weird
Its not like she can read
Can she??

[He hopes not, because that thing looks like it could do some serious damage.]

[whymustifeel]

Well, probably not YET, but that's because she's a newborn baby. I can teach her, though!

[breakyourlife]

Shes a bear trap dude!
U could teach her way cooler things than reading.

[whymustifeel]

And I will! She'll learn how to make traps and how to be part of a trap on top of learning how to read.