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[whymustifeel]

[Hello, network. You're about to get a grand total of 17 back to back image uploads.

The first several shots are exceedingly blurry, but the intrepid cameraman appears to have improved his technique over time. The focus of every single image?

A very flat, gray pancake with green splotches and what looks like a Pokeball squished in the middle. Kind of weird, but- wait, it's got eyes. And spikes. And teeth.]

I GOT A LIVING BEAR TRAP FOR CHRISTMAS

THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER

I CAN FINALLY USE BEAR TRAPS IN MY SCHEMATICS AGAIN!!!

[This is quite possibly the most excited anyone has ever been for a Stunfisk. Which is less of a dig at Stunfisk and more of a comment on how god damn ecstatic Fred is right now.]

Comments

[notyourgoddess]

It sounds like there's as many as there are bandits on Pandora.

[So like way, way too many.]

The museum sounds interesting. Has anyone attempted to haunt that?

[whymustifeel]

Not that I know of! I guess no one wants to sabotage one of the biggest tourist attractions, since tourism is basically what keeps the town alive and all the "monsters" fuel it.

[notyourgoddess]

I suppose that's one way to avoid being "haunted"

Have you run into any people here trying to haunt places?

[whymustifeel]

Not yet! I'm sure they're out there, though.

Or our hometown was just an anomaly.

Actually, yeah, that's probably it. But that's ok! I can still make traps for Pokemon, so I'm not without purpose!!

[notyourgoddess]

Making traps seems like a good idea here. Who knows, you might popularize a new way of catching pokemon.

[As stated before she will fist fight some so she can't talk about weird ways to catch pokemon.]

Though if you do run into someone trying to haunt a place here you should update the network about it.