Steve Palchuk (
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victory_road2020-01-07 09:03 pm
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[The feed opens up on a closeup of Steve, plus half an adorable, fluffy sheep face.]
I don't get it. This isn't a Pokémon. It's a sheep. Sorry, Fluffbutt, but you're a sheep. I thought these eggs were supposed to hatch into something rare.
Also... I think Bessie had eggs?
[Steve looks rather alarmed as he pans the camera around what appears to be an inn's bedroom, coming to rest on the Miltank. She's taken up the bed, and is keeping a clutch of eggs close. It's a pretty large cluster, with six eggs altogether.]
What do I do? I don't need a whole flock of cows. I already have Bessie.
I don't get it. This isn't a Pokémon. It's a sheep. Sorry, Fluffbutt, but you're a sheep. I thought these eggs were supposed to hatch into something rare.
Also... I think Bessie had eggs?
[Steve looks rather alarmed as he pans the camera around what appears to be an inn's bedroom, coming to rest on the Miltank. She's taken up the bed, and is keeping a clutch of eggs close. It's a pretty large cluster, with six eggs altogether.]
What do I do? I don't need a whole flock of cows. I already have Bessie.
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[He glances round furtively and covers Fluffbutt's ears before he says anything else, dropping his voice to a whisper.]
I just thought maybe it'd be something cooler.
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Oh yes, that reminds me...it says in the Pokedex that they need to be trimmed and if their fur gets too thick it can trap them.
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Trim them? I don't know how to trim a sheep!
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Yeah, but... isn't it different for people?
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[Rose purses her lips in thought for a moment. Then she reaches up and tugs on one of her own thick curls, and moves to give one of Looloo's curls a similar tug.]
I don't think so!
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Huh. I guess you'd know better.