[Video, backdated to day after prom]

[wonderland_vogue]

[If ever there was a way to start a video, it would be on two Pokemon. One is a growlithe and the other a liepard, who are clearly guarding a batch of eggs. Before it switches over to Lydia who looks so damn done with all of this.]

Anyone want an egg. They're either purrloin from the liepard, growlithe from the growlithe, or houndour from either one.

I guess Pokemon decided to get busy during prom, too, which isn't the best of things to have happen after that whole damn mess. At this point I'd rather just take donations, trades, or just take the fucking things.

[List of eggs is over here.]

Comments

video

[brokencode]

[Put off by the apparent resentment to the poor, precious babies, resident bleeding heart makes a face as she flicks on the video feed.]

Is it such a bad thing, having eggs? Clearly your pokemon care deeply for one another.

[Angel... they're not humans. Sometimes animals just wanna get it on...]

video

[wonderland_vogue]

[Sorry, she's just going to be staring blankly at the screen for a moment before laughing.]

Cared deeply for one another! No, I know at least one of the clutches was her being a petty bitch and mad that she got kicked off the bed for a night. The other one is just an idiot and was probably upset she wasn't included or something.

Don't get it mixed up, both of the mothers are petty.

I really only have two eggs left of all of them. So, hey. [In reality it'd be a purrloin and a growlithe, but she doesn't know that.]

[brokencode]

Petty? [It doesn't quite compute in her murder-disney princess mind. In a place that's effectively sunshine and rainbows compared to her home, it seems odd that any creature could be particularly spiteful.]

That seems rather arduous, don't you think? Going through the hassle of, um, breeding, all because they couldn't sleep on a bed? [A pause. Really, she's curious.] Have they always been like that?