text | private fail | 5/29

[shiro2hero]

hypothetically


How many days without sleep is ... approaching dangerous levels? Factor in substituting Espresso.

Asking for a friend

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[lioness_rampant]

How long has your friend gone without sleep? Hypothetically.

[fingersandteeth]

Something upward of 72 hours?

Shiro, are you okay?

[fuelthefire]

Blue says about 72 hours.

She also says espresso isn't a substitute for sleep.

Is your friend okay?

[shiro2hero]

uh

[Okay, he thought he was texting Krieg, but. Sleep deprivation and all.]

when was the Contest?

[shiro2hero]

[Okay, he swears this is the wrong number but--]

Is that all?

Yeah I'm fine

[shiro2hero]

I thought it was more...

Yeah. Just fine.




How are you?

[fingersandteeth]

Those are not the questions a fine person asks.

Do you need someone to hypnotize you to sleep?

[fuelthefire]

72 hours is a long time, Sugar.

I'm good! We had fun at the contest. But I don't know what we're gonna do next.

[shiro2hero]

No

No it's

It's all right.

[shiro2hero]

It's pretty easy to lose track of, to be honest with you

You guys doing any Badges?

[fuelthefire]

[There's a long pause before he replies. Processing....Processing....]

Are you okay?

[shiro2hero]

Why is everyone asking that?

I'm fine.

[fingersandteeth]

Okay. Because if you're having nightmares, I could maybe ask Jack if we can lend you Milli Vanilli so she'll eat them. I'm pretty sure that's what Munna do.`

[fuelthefire]

Because you don't sound fine.

Where are you? At home?

[shiro2hero]

It is, but - really. I've got Haunter for that.

Thank you, though.

[Haunter the fat purple Gengar who hasn't been able to do its job lately.]

[shiro2hero]

Do I ever?

No, I'm out on the road with Sasha, still.

[fingersandteeth]

Okay. If you're sure.

[lioness_rampant]

Shiro...

Is your friend hallucinating?

[fuelthefire]

No.

Where at? Maybe we can meet up.

audio;

[schachmeister]

[Hey, guess what that is? Is it Shiro's gear signalling an incoming call? It sure is! Does Shiro have a custom ringtone set for Armin? Is it a Wailord? If so, that sure is the sound of a Wailord coming from Shiro's pants, and damnit, pick up that phone right now.]

[cyclonely]

all i know is there's an indie song that says it happens sooner than dehydration.

ok and also there were experiments on it i think? i am pretty sure if you start hallucinating it means you have been awake too long.

[shiro2hero]

What, no. No hallucinations.

Why.

[shiro2hero]

I am

But thanks.



Also I thought I was messaging Krieg.

[shiro2hero]

We're heading toward Fuchsia. Somewhere.

[fingersandteeth]

Well. This wouldn't be the first time a private message got posted publicly today.

[Just look what happened to him and Connie.]