text | private fail | 5/29

[shiro2hero]

hypothetically


How many days without sleep is ... approaching dangerous levels? Factor in substituting Espresso.

Asking for a friend

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[lioness_rampant]

How long has your friend gone without sleep? Hypothetically.

[fingersandteeth]

Something upward of 72 hours?

Shiro, are you okay?

[fuelthefire]

Blue says about 72 hours.

She also says espresso isn't a substitute for sleep.

Is your friend okay?

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[schachmeister]

[Hey, guess what that is? Is it Shiro's gear signalling an incoming call? It sure is! Does Shiro have a custom ringtone set for Armin? Is it a Wailord? If so, that sure is the sound of a Wailord coming from Shiro's pants, and damnit, pick up that phone right now.]

[cyclonely]

all i know is there's an indie song that says it happens sooner than dehydration.

ok and also there were experiments on it i think? i am pretty sure if you start hallucinating it means you have been awake too long.

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

the sleeping stuff is pretty new to me. i couldn't stay away for more then a day, and believe me i tried to

[brokencode]

Shiro.
I hope you'll forgive me for being presumptuous but. Please sleep.
I would hate to hear you yelling about nipple salads and other unpleasantries.

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[marmoron]

shiro why are you torturing yourself?

[angewiesen]

A friend, huh.

[pkemeter]

The human record for the longest period of time without any sleep is currently 264 hours, or 11 days. The body cannot go without sleep for three or four days without beginning to hallucinate. However, if you are aiming to stay up for longer periods of time to attempt to get more work done, I can inform you of a method that has helped me reduce my daily sleep average to about eight minutes a day.

[...Egon, no.]

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[fearinahandfulof]

Humans normally need a lot of sleep, don't they?

[There's a short pause between texts. Then:]

What is Espresso?