05 ✨ meant for the bf but now the whole world can see it text

[lioness_rampant]

[ Message 1 ] Here's the list you asked for, darling:

-Pokemon treats
-Water filters
-That trail mix with the chocolate candies mixed in
-Detergent pods
-Protection
-Sunblock
-Conditioner for me (it's the lavender bottle) and shampoo for you
-Pokemon shampoo

And if the shop has any fresh bread in the bakery, pick some up? We can make sandwiches.


[ Message 2 ] I love you, and I'll see you soon.

[ Feel free to receive either one or both of these messages. Whatever is funnier, honestly. ]

Comments

[lioness_rampant]

I believe numerous people have been experiencing this issue. I didn't send a group text--it was set to be received by Keith only.

And of course he uses shampoo. He showers regularly. Why is that surprising?

[spacebaloney]

have you seen his hair?
in fact, have you seen him without those gloves on?

[DOES KEITH KEEP THEM ON DURING THE DO LIKE A PAIR OF SOCKS?]

[lioness_rampant]

Yes, I've seen his hair. And yes, I've seen him without gloves on. I see him every day.

[spacebaloney]

the you should know why i question his shampoo choices

like no one with a mullet like that actually washes their hair properly

[lioness_rampant]

He washes it daily. I've even washed it for him, on occasion. You realize his hair has grown and been trimmed since he and I started dating? It's longish all-around now.

Not that it matters? The style of his hair never bothered me.

[spacebaloney]

really?

still looks like a party in the back, but hey that's keith for ya
if you're happy, i'm happy

[lioness_rampant]

I am very happy with him, Lance. I wasn't my intention to broadcast it to the world in this way, but I love him and I don't mind people knowing how much he means to me.

It would also mean a great deal to me if you wouldn't antagonize him so much. Please, for my sake? We've all been through so much together.

[spacebaloney]

but where's the fun in that?

[A moment later:]

fine
only because it's you

[lioness_rampant]

Thank you, Lance.