05 ✨ meant for the bf but now the whole world can see it text

[lioness_rampant]

[ Message 1 ] Here's the list you asked for, darling:

-Pokemon treats
-Water filters
-That trail mix with the chocolate candies mixed in
-Detergent pods
-Protection
-Sunblock
-Conditioner for me (it's the lavender bottle) and shampoo for you
-Pokemon shampoo

And if the shop has any fresh bread in the bakery, pick some up? We can make sandwiches.


[ Message 2 ] I love you, and I'll see you soon.

[ Feel free to receive either one or both of these messages. Whatever is funnier, honestly. ]

Comments

message 2

[tokenelfcharacter]

[... what.]

[What in the name of the Moon.]



Princess, that is

I cannot accept such a confession.

[how Scandalous, Allura!!]

[lioness_rampant]

Oh, Ancients. I intended this to be received by my partner. I could have sworn I selected his name when I sent this message.

[tokenelfcharacter]

Shockingly, it has not reached them.




But that is

That is reassuring. Regardless.

[lioness_rampant]

I'll find another avenue of communication to relay my message to him, I suppose.

You're doing well, I trust? And Rowlet?

1/2

[marmoron]

thanks
be back soon

SUPER GLITCHED TEXT

[marmoron]

[ Then about 15 minutes later, as a follow up: ]

the only protection they have is in lickitung packaging
im not buying it

[lioness_rampant]

Ohh, I hate those. Did you check with the clerk?

[marmoron]

not yet
why would they even put that pokeon on that stuff? does it actually get people here in the mood

[shiro2hero]

Keith check your privacy filter

NOW

1/3

[marmoron]

[ .... /SQUINT. ]

shiro why are you

2/3

[marmoron]

[ Time to figure out what the hell just happened here, doot doot doo--





OH GOD.]

3/3

[marmoron]

[This is only mortifying if he lets it be mortifying. This is fine.]

well now you know not to go looking for that stuff in lavender town

[spacebaloney]

why not?
i mean i use the steelix mega ultra brand so i dont know about those
but maybe you need something smaller?
idk dude i dont really wanna have this convo with you tbh

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[spacebolin]

Thanks, sweetness.

Also, I'm pretty sure you meant to send this to someone else.

Also x2: I could make you some bread. Y'know. Just saying.

[lioness_rampant]

My pleasure, dearest.

Also, I'm so sorry, I intended to send this to Keith!

Also also, I'll never say no to fresh bread. You're so kind. Say, in return, I could let you borrow one of my technical machines. It's called... Return! You can teach it to all of your pokemon. It's a move that becomes stronger the more they love and trust you. I've found it incredibly useful!

[spacebolin]

Glad to hear it, princess.

And yea, I figured as much. No need to apologize!

Fresh bread is best bread. Just say the word. You know you don't have to do anything in return, but I do have to admit I'm curious. What does the move do?

[spacebaloney]

i'm pretty sure pidge is gonna kill me if i reply with anything other than new phone who dis

[lioness_rampant]

Oh, Astrals. I'm sorry, Lance. For some reason this message seems to have been sent to... possibly everyone? It wasn't my intention to do that.

[spacebaloney]

you should really check your group chat settings before you start sending uh
"pics"
to the wrong people

side note i'm surprised keith even uses shampoo

[lordofthefries]

you love me? but we don't really know each other

[lioness_rampant]

I meant for my partner to receive this, but it seems it went out to everyone! I'm sorry, Sasha. I do think of you as a friend, though!

[lordofthefries]

you tell your partners you love them?

[She's thinking partners in the platonic sense. Please correct her before she goes telling her coworkers something terribly wrong and catch a harassment case.]

Message 2

[puddlesoverdios]

I love you too--

wait a moment, you're not Jonathan. I am afraid I cannot accept your feelings, please stay where you are.

[lioness_rampant]

That message reached you in error. It was intended for my partner--I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

[puddlesoverdios]

Oh! Well then, if it was just a simple mistake, then that's fine. My apologies for confusing you with my husband.