05 ✨ meant for the bf but now the whole world can see it text

[lioness_rampant]

[ Message 1 ] Here's the list you asked for, darling:

-Pokemon treats
-Water filters
-That trail mix with the chocolate candies mixed in
-Detergent pods
-Protection
-Sunblock
-Conditioner for me (it's the lavender bottle) and shampoo for you
-Pokemon shampoo

And if the shop has any fresh bread in the bakery, pick some up? We can make sandwiches.


[ Message 2 ] I love you, and I'll see you soon.

[ Feel free to receive either one or both of these messages. Whatever is funnier, honestly. ]

Comments

[marmoron]

[ You know what. Two people can play this game. ]

i'm thrilled to hear it
you just gonna be coy about this giant dick of yours or are you actually gonna prove it

[spacebaloney]

[Lance takes a moment to reply because he really expected Keith to back down. Now this means he can't back down either and knowing the both of them, this is a train wreck waiting to happen.]

are you asking me for nudes
geez keith
what about buying me dinner first
i just don't go around giving the anaconda to anybody who just asks for it

[marmoron]

downgrading from a steelix to just an anaconda huh
what next? a caterpie?

[spacebaloney]

you must be looking at your own dick if you're thinking about caterpies, bruh
even my cojones are the size of electrodes

[lioness_rampant]

Boys.

You realize all of this is still publicly visible, yes?

[spacebaloney]

he started it!

[pidge_out]

yeah and we're ending it

[spacebaloney]

babe, he called it a caterpie!
you know it's not
i can't have this moron dissing my dick
there's rules to this

[pidge_out]

lance

[lioness_rampant]

PIDGE! I feel like it's been ages since I've seen you. We should get together sometime. For drinks, perhaps? A spa day?

[pidge_out]

oh sure, that could be fun :) um.. what would we do at a spa?

[lioness_rampant]

You know... get a massage or a pedicure. Soak in an herb-infused bath or sit in a steam room. That sort of thing.

[pidge_out]

you know what, sure. let's do it.

[Lance is being problematic and all right now, sooooo...]

when are you free?

[lioness_rampant]

I can make time in my schedule. We're in Lavender Town now, but there isn't a spa here. I'll do some research and let you know.

[pidge_out]

i'll look some places up too and send you any that look good [Because hell if she'd be able to tell on her own...]

[spacebaloney]

pidge

i have a reputation to uphold

[pidge_out]

your reputation isn't what gets your dick sucked but sure by all means, go forth and defend your honor

[spacebaloney]

yeah but i'm sure my reputation is what made you want to suck my dick in the first place

[OH GOD PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE HIS GEAR AWAY. THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE.]

[pidge_out]

that's the most obvious lie you've ever told anyone put your gear down or i'm kicking your ass

[spacebaloney]

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
YOU TOOK ONE LOOK AND WAS LIKE
OOOOOOH LAAAAAAAAAANCEY LEMME AT IT
NO OTHER GUY CAN COMPARE
DEFINITELY NOT KEITH

just because you hit me doesn't make you right

[pidge_out]

[She's. Honestly not even going to dignify that with a response. Because good lord, he just one-upped himself in the obvious lie department.]

hitting you will at least make you stop measuring your dick against keith's

[spacebaloney]

you can punch me all you want but this steelix can never be defeated

[shiro2hero]

Why are you all like this

[marmoron]

yeah i know.
consider it dropped

[lioness_rampant]

Thank you, love.