Meant for Allura (backdated to freaky friday)

[spacebolin]

So. Say you find out something a little unexpected and then, by the time you've figured out how to deal with that, you find out something else that kind of conflicts with the first thing.

[Hunk, that's not even a question.]

Comments

[spacebolin]

Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm glad things turned around in the end, though!

[Yes, he is really this ridiculous.]

[doctorheartstealer]

It hasn't turned "around" per se, just better. I'm still a wanted pirate so....

[spacebolin]

Oh. Well. I'm glad things are better.

Are you really a wanted pirate?

[Why would he make something like that up?]

[doctorheartstealer]

I'm the captain -and doctor- of a pirate crew. Yes, I am.

[spacebolin]

That all sounds pretty impressive.

[doctorheartstealer]

You think?

Oh, my official title is Surgeon of Death, a stupid nickname the marines gave e me even though I don't kill as many people as others do.

[spacebolin]

I do.

[But Surgeon of Death sounds a little...]

Nicknames can be funny like that.

[...]

How many people is not as many?

[doctorheartstealer]

I've probably killed less than one hundred?

[spacebolin]

Oh. Well that's not too bad.

[It's not necessarily good, either, but...]