Meant for Allura (backdated to freaky friday)

[spacebolin]

So. Say you find out something a little unexpected and then, by the time you've figured out how to deal with that, you find out something else that kind of conflicts with the first thing.

[Hunk, that's not even a question.]

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[standless]

[Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-]

I do apologize for having to ask who this is, but I don't believe I know you?

Oh, but all that aside- just what sort of trouble are you dealing with? It sounds like trouble at least.

[spacebolin]

[There's a bit of a delay in which he's trying to figure out if Allura has turned into the type of person who plays pranks.]

Is this an elaborate version of "New phone, who dis?" Did Lance put you up to this?

[Which would then raise the question of why she'd be listening to Lance at all, honestly.]

[standless]

[what]

Exactly who is Lance?

I'm still not certain what you're talking about- what would a new phone device have to do with matters?

[spacebolin]

[It's about this time that he's starting to realize that something is up.]

Lance is my best friend. Which you'd already know if you were actually the person I was trying to get ahold of.

But you're not, so I apologize for this little mix-up.

[lioness_rampant]

I'm afraid I can't advise you without knowing a few more details about the the thing and the conflicting thing. What's happened?

[spacebolin]

[Hunk has no idea how much Allura has actually heard, so-]

You know how Lance likes to just blurt things out without thinking?

[lioness_rampant]

Literally all the time, yes.

[spacebolin]

[He can't help it. That makes him laugh out loud.]

Yes, exactly that.

[spacebaloney]

bro
it's way too early for these kinda phili
phylo
philo fuck it mystery questions

[spacebolin]

[A couple of things occur to him all at once. Allura has never once called him "bro" as far as he remembers. There are only two people total who have ever referred to him as "bro", and he hasn't been here long enough for anyone else to start doing so.

Which means...]

The word you're searching for is philosophical.

Hey, Lance.

[Hunk has no idea how or why Lance is even responding to this, but alright.]

[marmoron]

???

[spacebolin]

There's a good chance I'm just overthinking this, but I needed to talk to someone.

[marmoron]

are you going to keep being mysterious about this?

[spacebolin]

Sorry, princess. I wasn't trying to be mysterious. I just didn't want to dump a bunch of weirdness on you all at once.

[Because being vague is somehow better?]

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[breakyourlife]

i cant even read this

[What does it mean???]

[spacebolin]

I thought it was pretty clear.

[Hunk, please. It was vague and rambly.]

[breakyourlife]

its not clear

[Though in fairness to Hunk, he probably wouldn't have got it regardless.]

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[joekid]

i have no idea who this is but what the hell are you talking about

[[ he's bored so... why not answer random texts? it's whatever! ]]

[spacebolin]

This is definitely going to sound weird, then.

I was trying to send this to my friend. Sorry about the mix-up.

[joekid]

are you sure your friend is going to have any idea what you just tried to ask
if yes: amazing friend you have there

[asmywitness]

[....this keeps happening. Fuck it, let's play along for once.]

Intimately, but I daresay my own experiences quantifies as more than a 'little'.

[spacebolin]

[He'll figure it out eventually. But in the meantime...]

Oh yea? How much more?

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[doctorheartstealer]

Sadly, most of my life has been exactly as you describe it.

Though, in the end, it has turned out good.

[Law your life hasn't been good, but ok.]

[spacebolin]

Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm glad things turned around in the end, though!

[Yes, he is really this ridiculous.]

[doctorheartstealer]

It hasn't turned "around" per se, just better. I'm still a wanted pirate so....