victory_road | [Video] Elite Four defeated!

[Uh, well, that sure is a sight outside of Indigo Plateau with the camera focus taking a moment as it's whipped around before it settles and Jolyne's totally running back into the shot. She's just grinning away and has one arm around the waist a... very dazed and giggling Carly that is holding some kind of egg and who might also just have green lipstick marks on her face because of course she does.

In the background is Horse not that far from Carly along with a group comprised of a leavanny (who's holding an egg, don't ask), primeape, sylveon, slowking, houndoom, and a mudsdale. Who look proud of themselves, even if the slowking just seems to be staring off into space for the moment. It's probably fine.]

SO, GUESS WHO JUST KICKED THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF THE ELITE FOUR! [There's probably no need to be yelling, but given someone seems like she has way, way too much energy, it's to be expected.]

Like, goddamn, dudes. I don't know if they air that shit, but it was a hell of a thing to watch. Carly here went before me and already wore 'em down after kicking their shit in. Then I went afterward and I was good and didn't curse or anything. Y'know, until the end, and called Lance a bitch. But come on now, who wouldn't want to call him a bitch while they got the opportunity to? [It's just you, Jolyne.]

Aaaanyway. I... guess that's kinda it for the whole trainer thing, ain't it? Might go pay a visit to one or another gym since I heard tale of some kinda boat vacation if you beat one of 'em, but other than that I guess it's time to figure out where to go from here. Man, it's actually kind of weird to have to think about this sort of thing now...

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Congratulations to you both!

[She smiles, and if the green-colored kisses are any indication, it seems she has found the intimate ladyfriend of her greatx3-granddaughter's affections.] I see you have two eggs!

[It's not like it was a secret or anything, Erina, god! Doesn't stop her grin either way.]

Oh! Those, yeah. Apparently when you beat them you get... I wanna say it was a special dragon-type egg or somethin'? I dunno, I guess we'll see what it hatches into. Stone Free's pretty much refusing to let go of it. [Considering that confirming and happy chime from the tiny leavanny, that'd be a yes.]

Be sure to let us know, then. Oh! How very exciting~!

Can't say I'm really hurting for any pokemon right now, but might as well see what it ends up as~ [She's far too busy caring about other things than to be worried about some egg. Stone Free has this, it's fine, clearly.]

Con...gratulations?

[She... doesn't really know anything about the Elite Four. They got lost in the general information overload.]

Why is he a bitch?

[Girl, you better go looking because she is not the type to be a useful source of information to anyone ever.]

'Cause... he... is? Like, I don't see how someone wouldn't think him an utter bitch?

[Oh, she will be.]

I don't know; I've never met him.

[Which doesn't mean she thinks Jolyne's wrong; she's just lacking in necessary information yet.]

There ain't much to know. He's a boring bastard with a stupid-ass cape that thinks he's hot shit with dragon Pokemon.

Which can be put in the ground with a good ice or fairy type. So, like, it's unwarranted as hell. [She's making herself look so good here.]

[Strategy, at least, is something Cassandra understands. As for capes... well, she'd worn one as a warrior, but she's not sure what it had really been good for, besides covering the sheaths of their swords.]

Even the strongest fighter has a weakness somewhere.

Congratulations, and welcome to the club!

[The very small club, Which was a bit of a disadvantage when Necrozma showed up, so getting some new blood in there is greatly appreciated. Next to Cecil, his Clefable cheers.]

Figuring out your next step would have been much easier if the old rumors were true, but I've not doubt you'll still manage to find plenty of new goals to achieve. So, which one gave you the most trouble?

[FREAKING. CLEFABLE. That reminds her that she ought to probably do something with Gum at some later point. Eventually. Maybe. Eh.]

Oh, god, there's a fuckin' club? Man, I wasn't told that before now, that's kinda cool, I guess. Unless everyone in said club is lame as all hell... [If only she knew one of them is someone she detests, currently.]

I mean, the at least sort of semi idea is to go fuck off to the Whirl Islands once the whole lodging situation is figured out. Carly's handling that, not much of my speed or attention span. [She followed it for all of maybe five minutes before zoning out into other parts of the world, it's fine.]

As far as the most trouble... Uhhh. None... of them... really? I mean, Lance would've been more of a pain in the ass if Slowking didn't learn ice moves, but luckily figured that one out pretty fast. Though, real talk, why does Bruno have a team that can all be wiped out with one fuckin' psychic type?

It's not much, but we do have the unique privilege of being allowed within Cerulean Cave. Along with the right to build our own official Gym, of course, and the occasional request to help deal with threats that are beyond most trainers.

[Surprise! This whole shebang sometimes involves actual responsibilities!]

The Whirl Islands? That sounds like a delightful vacation! Perhaps you'll even have the chance to catch a glimpse of Lugia, to commemorate your great victory. Are you looking for any specific Pokémon to catch?

[Hopefully not Lugia itself...]

It can also be wiped out by a part Flying-type, for the record. The perils of a nearly monotype team... The poor man truly has no way to counter most of his weaknesses, and they are many. It's almost sad.

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