[video]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[It's been a while since JW has appeared on the network. Today he is sitting at a breakfast table in the lobby of the Violet Hotel. He's not eating anything but there is a glass of orange juice at his elbow. Psyduck's paws can be seen poking into the corner of the frame.]}

Hey, ya'll. Question.

_{[He glances to the side, clearly looking at something with disdain.]}

Which Pokemon do you hate the most?

_{[Feed ends.]}

Comments

[pretendingto]

[A video feet starts in on a little girl with a stony expression. She waits a moment, eyes glancing over to make sure it's on and pointed at her face.]

You.

[And off.]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW waits patiently, wondering what hot takes this child is going to have. Then she dunks on him.]}

Oh, fuck you!

[pretendingto]

[No expression in her eyes. Unperturbed.]

I'm eleven.

[You really gonna fight with a preteen, dude? Is your pride really so fragile?]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[YES. YES IT IS.]}

So? You're old enough to know when you're being an asshole. Get off my post, peewee!

[pretendingto]

I hate people who hate pokémon.

[She isn't even that invested in pokémon yet. She just doesn't like his attitude. She shrugs.]

You asked.

[goldeneyeball]

Then we can hate each other. Suits me! Get lost.

[pretendingto]

No.

[You make this too easy.]

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW narrows his eyes. Fine. He'd play her way.]}

The Pokemon I hate most is Rattata and Type: Null.

[pretendingto]

[She'd ask why but she actually doesn't care.]

I don't know what those are.